Story Thread...

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each other's

[DaHop72]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions.

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a "crap"

[DaHop72]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a "crap" what he thinks.

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs!

[Adidas410s]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! God help her

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not!

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG

[pirate4state]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of

[LH Panther Mom]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" :devil:

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and

[LH Panther Mom]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked

[LH Panther Mom]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66!

[DaHop72]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard

[DaHop72]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita.

[DaHop72]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!"

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out.

[Phantom Stang]

.

[SintonFan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat.

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged

[big daddy russ]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit,

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck. "Hey, good lookin"

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck. "Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline,

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's"

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically,

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland,

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv,

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly.

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham,

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen,

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on",

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra,

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

back in sinton

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in sinton, the vatos cheered

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's."

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self.

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!":flamingma

[piratebg]

]The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!":flamingma

And everyone lived

[DU_stud04]

]The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone,

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! "

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing,

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny"

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil. Then reggie remembered....

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!"

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again"

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!"

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as

[pirate4state]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

[pirate4state]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on.

[pirate4state]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom.

[pirate4state]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit

[pirate4state]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her

[DaHop72]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

[CHS_CG]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

THE END??

[pirate4state]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[DU_stud04]

NO!!!!!!!!





The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

meanwhile, the kid

[Gobbla2001]

no end, it goes on and on and on

[DU_stud04]

:( it was fun while it lasted

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on

[Gobbla2001]

the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins

Almost had coke come out of my nose on that one... hysterical...

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank

[DU_stud04]

yea, me and piratebg were having fun last night writing this.



The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls"

[SintonFan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously

[Gobbla2001]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs'

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!"

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked.

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere,

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared.

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt.

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed.

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carefully balanced bowlingball

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a goat he was

[Phantom Stang]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose, while Frank

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion.

[Chief Woodman]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

too late, he

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!:D

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!:D

FANTOM was destoyed.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

"In the sky,

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

"In the sky, there was darkness

[pirate4state]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

"In the sky, there was darkness over big "D"

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled.

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts.

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance,

[DU_stud04]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan

[piratebg]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a

[PPHSfan]

The little boy with a goiter took heavy medication and went crazy. Scientists couldn't figure out how to eat chicken fried chicken or steak. Their confusion about red condoms and goiters caused them to turn evil. The boy's mother tried to kill the goiter by shoving salt down her son's leg. He hated his mother's lack of a fully functional girdle so much that he stuck curlers on her long back hair. Then, he shot up with steroids and was busted by barry bonds, who asked "Where did you hide the balogny"? Confused, the boy pimp slapped Bonds with a surenge in the jugular with the force of the juggernaut! "I hid it in my spaceship, with my mom's new play toy Juan, the rubber pencil eraser." Meanwhile, over in Japan, a time machine with Michael J. Fox inside is experiencing technical difficulties due to Bill and Ted's exelent adventure to rid the world of communist soccer played by midget clowns. These clowns weren't mentally stable, but they had remarkable mud wrestling skills. One once wrestled PPHSfan and G-squared and made them cry. it was the most embarrasing time when Phantom Stang had to rescue 600 pounds of marijuana, but smoked sausage before he called the Feds. Meanwhile, back at the motel. Operator Smurf placed a call to room 254 where sintonfan was holding an illegal hooker with a Miami Heat hater named Emerson1. He wasnt very excited about the Dallas Mavericks loss. He knew he had to help his hooker change her street name to Wade Sucks. She hated basketball and football too. She was from a small town named Tokio, Texas. She moved from far West Texas because her pimp kicked her out for wearing a region IV shirt. Region IV rules! She went off into the woods looking for Adidas410s to give him directions to Mansfield. Little did she know that he already knew the way to Mansfield was through the magical forest named Jason Smith, the giver of advice praised by any and all told them pirate4state is a member of a clan called OWCHI which is the best man hater club in the world!!!! All women love the FANTOM men and are thankful its not chopped off because otherwise they'd be in bed by themselves!!! Dont piss off Adidas or injured because they'll cry like rita did when sinton beat forney which was luck caused by hard work and sweat. Meanwhile, the boy's were back at work sitting on five gallon buckets full of pickles. Their conversation turned somewhat ugly when Bandera YaYa walked in and saw Dahop72 eating a bulldog that tasted very spicy. "Is that my bulldog?" she asked him pointedly, as she slapped her rearend twice. Dahop72 was awestruck by her and very impressed that she didnt want a bite of the bulldog. He told her "I'm impressed". So, he gave her a Snyder Tiger that was nasty and very mean. Meanwhile, back in Phil C's world. Riflearm was throwing BB's that got stuck in the Cuero qb's butt. He (schu1213) was ROM'd for cussing at LHPM and that is a huge no-no! Right. Also if you SHOW SOME COMPASSION you might be lucky enough to spend one night with Matthew McConaughey! DANG DANG HOTTIE! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Tonto stared at the huge windmill that Reggie was stripping on carefully to the beat of THe Eye of TheTiger. Tonto shakes his head, dances to Peruna, when Kimo Sabe climbs on his horse. And is headed to show off his clean thingy to rangermom. She loves a good, clean, empty, sparklely, roomy place to put a new thingy in her room. She was always sweet on AggieJohn because aggies rock!

What happened on the way back from the big 3ADownlow Summer M&G with red condoms is old news. Rangermom will never forget it though. Classic just like a '65 Mustang.

No, No, No!! thats what she said after he put his clean thingy, right beside the Mollie blowup doll that Byron left to DU_stud04 last night to use! DU_stud04 was lonely because he called his girlfriend by another girls name when they were gettin it on. meanwhile....back on the 3adownlow there was an arguement between CHS_CG and district 303apast player about the lack of respect for each others ideas and opinions. But CHS_CG doesnt give a rip about all of that...she onle cares about her daughter supporting the Sweetwater Mustangs! Um or not! Feeling indecisive, CHS_CG decides to play twenty games of "Truth or Dare" with bullfrog_alumni02 and Sinton66, when the spelling police knocked, with a Ouija and arrested Sinton66! Sinton66 was heard quoting lines from the movie Evita. And began to scream "Rodney King!!!", untill they let the dogs out. Chihuahuas, dalmations, pit bulls chased Sinton66 until he jumped in a pink Cadillac, driven by LH Panther Mom and a goat. The goat chewed red condoms constantly. As sinton66 and the goat exchanged quiche recipes, the goat became flatulant. Then lhpanthermom's hydraulics, courtesy of Xzibit, switched on accidentily, throwing the goat out the backseat and hurling him onto reggies truck.

"Hey, good lookin" he said excitedly. "Do you like using turtle wax to shave your legs like me?"

"Baaaaa", goat replied angrily, then kicked "little reggie" hard. Using a camera and some vaseline, he made reggie's hands very greasy and ready for a sticky situation. Somehow aaron heard "Baaaa" and came in his "da-da-dun-dun's" and purple cape. After laughing hysterically, the goat surrendered and left for a quick smoke.

Later that day, back in Aggieland, the goat struck unsuspecting Aggies with raging myspace bulletins. Fearing for their 7 years of stolen satelite tv, they reposted quickly. AJ, secret leader of project mayham, officially delcared the psychopathic ways he intended to rule the evil goat and the world!!!!!

OWCHI ,however, knew they were doomed. Even the juggernaut, the most powerful starbucks coffe master this side of I-35 has seen, could sense the evilness brewing above. With his mighty helmet...and power sword, he morphes into chuck norris!!!

"Bring it on", bellowed AJ. He never knew that he took his viagra, not vitamin before breakfast. He was unknowingly marching to his death. Chuck, seeing the effects of the viagra, laughed hysterically as he roundhouse kicked AJ into oblivion. Chuck then stratched his beard and the goat combusted, leaving only traces of red condoms and its tail.

Back in Sinton, the vatos cheered ravishly for aaron as he walked with his purple cape and "da-da-dun-dun's." Then chuck transformed into his alter swordless juggernaut self, the Sinton Godfather.

Everyone was speechless as he proudly took his throne and proclaimed, "SHOW SOME COMPASSION!"

And everyone lived happily, untill mandy, goddess of brimstone, siezed Phil C and imprisoned him in snyder, where all men become women. Sadly, Phil C cannot survive without sinton's tortilla burger or his manhood. Not even rangermom's thingy could help the evilness of mandy's perfect plan.


:::moment of silence:::

"YOUR ARE MINE!!! " mandy screamed as she sharpened her toenails and fangs.

"Remember one thing, dont hide balogny" , said the Phil.

Then reggie remembered.... "I hate balogny!!!" and also remembered he was a repelant towards mandy!

"Not you again.......is that turtle", mandy said fearfully. "yes mandy......turtlewax!" Mandy shaked as hot turtlewax dripped from her hands.

Reggie realized it turned Mandy on. Reggie cried for his RangerMom. RangerMom charged Mandy with stealing her jackrabbit and banished her from the downlow.

Meanwhile, the kid with the earmuffs seeked revenge on Frank the Tank because he had said "Cotten, Balls", judiciously and righteously. "You're not supposed to kiss Oldgreendawgs' red haired butt!!!" he said knowingly.

Frank was shocked. The mental picture of strawberry red long shag carpet was everywhere. "Holy OWCHI balding cure!!"

Out of nowhere, a mirror appeared on Oldgreendawgs' butt. Frank fell in love with his face. The OWCHI'S laughed hysterically when Oldgreendawg tried to walk and chew gum without dropping a carfully balanced bowlingball hanging from his nose while Frank scratched in confusion. Mandy suddenly appeared naked and shivering. she's now known to strip bare for a new, shiny 2006 penny. An awkward scream could be heard coming from oldgreendawg as OWCHI pounced frank. He knew of OWCHIs reputation,....he was next!

"MOTHRA, SAVE US!!!"

Too late, he was gunned down ....THE MAVERICKS LOST!!!!!!

FANTOM was destoyed. no more juggernaut, things looked hopeless.

In the sky, there was darkness, an unknown heat could be smelled. As pirate44 gloomed, SintonFan was grazing cuero's city outskirts. In the distance, aaron see's sintonfan squatting over a roll of ductape.