Keith7
06-17-2006, 11:30 AM
Is everybody ready for some more wacky and crazy Chuck Norris facts? These things have been holding the internet hostage for months now, and everybody loves them. I know you can't get enough of them. So, without further ado, here are ten more true facts about Chuck Norris.
1) Chuck Norris is not weak; in fact, he's very strong.
2) Chuck Norris once supported one of the least successful businessmen of all time, a man who is barely literate. We now know that man as President George W. Bush.
3) Chuck Norris can inpregnate a woman simply by having sexual intercourse with her.
4) "Urchins Rock" is an anagram for Chuck Norris.
5) Chuck Norris's father was killed one day in a car accident. That day, Chuck Norris was very sad.
6) When Chuck Norris asks for extra cheese at his local pizzeria, he gets it for only $0.25 more.
7) Chuck Norris never eats his hat. He wears it.
8) Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee many times. Many years later, Bruce Lee's son was killed in a tragic accident. At the funeral? Chuck Norris.
9) Chuck Norris often petitions to allow a certain book to be taught in Public Schools. That book is known as the Holy Bible.
10) Chuck Norris was in a bar once when a customer walked in and said to him, "You're in my seat. Move." Norris complied, and as the customer sat down, he recognized Norris. He then said, "Chuck, you could've kicked my butt if you wanted to. Instead of moving, why didn't you just attack me?" Norris' response: "What would that have accomplished?" Norris later said the experience resulted in him getting a new admirer and a new friend.
1) Chuck Norris is not weak; in fact, he's very strong.
2) Chuck Norris once supported one of the least successful businessmen of all time, a man who is barely literate. We now know that man as President George W. Bush.
3) Chuck Norris can inpregnate a woman simply by having sexual intercourse with her.
4) "Urchins Rock" is an anagram for Chuck Norris.
5) Chuck Norris's father was killed one day in a car accident. That day, Chuck Norris was very sad.
6) When Chuck Norris asks for extra cheese at his local pizzeria, he gets it for only $0.25 more.
7) Chuck Norris never eats his hat. He wears it.
8) Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee many times. Many years later, Bruce Lee's son was killed in a tragic accident. At the funeral? Chuck Norris.
9) Chuck Norris often petitions to allow a certain book to be taught in Public Schools. That book is known as the Holy Bible.
10) Chuck Norris was in a bar once when a customer walked in and said to him, "You're in my seat. Move." Norris complied, and as the customer sat down, he recognized Norris. He then said, "Chuck, you could've kicked my butt if you wanted to. Instead of moving, why didn't you just attack me?" Norris' response: "What would that have accomplished?" Norris later said the experience resulted in him getting a new admirer and a new friend.