A Longhorn Joke

[Milk That Cow]

"First year students at UT's Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real corpse. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the "posterior" of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But they eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the corpse and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

[44INAROW]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I am going to pay more attention to details now :p

[Adidas410s]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[pirate4state]

:eek: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...:hairpunk:

[Phil C]

:D

[KTJ]

How is that a Longhorn joke?

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by KTJ
How is that a Longhorn joke? Because it starts out with at UT medical school.:D :D

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Because it starts out with at UT medical school.:D :D

Well let's change it to Texas A&M Veterinarian School and say they are working with a sheep! ;)

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
Well let's change it to Texas A&M Veterinarian School and say they are working with a sheep! ;) Hey, works for me. I don't have a dog in this fight.

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
Well let's change it to Texas A&M Veterinarian School and say they are working with a sheep! ;) so how does this make it a joke?!?! this already happens.:D

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Hey, works for me. I don't have a dog in this fight.

me neither...just trying to be politically correct! :mad:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
so how does this make it a joke?!?! this already happens.:D


watch it darling:o

[pirate44]

*dry heave*

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
watch it darling:o
you don't want her threatening you! It's quite scary! ;)

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
you don't want her threatening you! It's quite scary! ;)

:rolleyes: :p

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
you don't want her threatening you! It's quite scary! ;) eh. im not affraid, i think i can handle my own.:devil:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
eh. im not affraid, i think i can handle my own.:devil:

BIG WORDS FOR SUCH A small GUY LOL

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by Milk That Cow
"First year students at UT's Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real corpse. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the "posterior" of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But they eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the corpse and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
:D :D :D :D

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
BIG WORDS FOR SUCH A small GUY LOL ...really. well see about that.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
...really. well see about that.


;) ;) :kiss:

[NHSBulldog75]

There are no such thing as t.u. jokes...only true stories they keep hidden from Bevo!

Saw 'em off

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by NHSBulldog75
There are no such thing as t.u. jokes...only true stories they keep hidden from Bevo!

Saw 'em off


i like this guy!

WHOOP! SAW EM OFF SHORT!