When will you die??

[District303aPastPlayer]

Find out HERE!! (http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php)

[GreenMonster]

I'm going to die at the ripe old age of 96 after falling into an aquarium and being eaten by suckerfish! Cool! :thumbsup:

[wos fan1]

I die Fighting in a war in spain...:eek:

[MHSvarsity2007]

"At age 37, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed."

um k :thinking:

[pirate4state]

At age 81, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage. :smoker: :cool:

[District303aPastPlayer]

Aaron: At age 54, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by pirate4state
At age 81, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage. :smoker: :cool:

Schlitz

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
Schlitz I'll take your word for it...I've never had a 40oz. malt beverage. :nerd:

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I'll take your word for it...I've never had a 40oz. malt beverage. :nerd:

ive sold it.. never had it

[lepfan]

At age 99, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by lepfan
At age 99, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WACK STATE OF KANSAS

[DU_stud04]

At age 102, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
Thanks for visiting!



i will never swim again:(:nerd: :(

[SintonFan]

SintonFan: At age 87, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.
Thanks for visiting! Help keep us online, just a quick donation of even a dollar or two helps us out immensely!
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Mine is just like p4s's!
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[Old Green]

at age 91. I'll commit suicide after seeing a abirition of Andy Griffith

[LH Panther Mom]

At age 48, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[CenTexSports]

YUK

At age 64, I will be abducted by aleins for scientific research of the wierd nature including anal experimentation then dropped back of at a beer store in a run down part of Houston smelling of many disgusting things.

[pirate44]

i was starting to believe this stuff (especially after reading p4s drinking schlitz) but after trying it i realize it's just randem. you can use the same info several times and it gives you different answers:rolleyes: the least it could do is to TRY to be scientific about the thing

[PJ Frye]

mine was bad too

[Gobbler Fan]

I'll kick it at the ripe old age of 62 , while playing Street Fighter Omega at the Arcade , I will be electrocuted by the Headset . I will be the first such death in years .:cool:

[AggieJohn]

at age 69 your head will explode after listening to brittney spears federline for 36 straight hours

[44INAROW]

44inarow: At age 47, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Note to self...... you ARE 47 - be careful, be VERY careful of strangely dressed children..............:eek:

[kaorder1999]

At age 78, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

[STANG RED]

This is mine.
OOOoooouuuch!

At age 69, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

I dont even own a swiss army knife, but had often thought of getting one.
BUT, NOT NOW!!!

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by STANG RED
This is mine.
OOOoooouuuch!

At age 69, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
Clumsy, maybe.:D

[Ranger Mom]

At age 65, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

[Adidas410s]

Forrest : At age 98, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
Forrest : At age 98, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

How come you get to live to 98 being a stingy gut and I die at 65 for the same thing???

[pirate44]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
44inarow: At age 47, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Note to self...... you ARE 47 - be careful, be VERY careful of strangely dressed children..............:eek:
maybe it means all of us on the downlow. watch out for ridiculing posters:eek:

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
How come you get to live to 98 being a stingy gut and I die at 65 for the same thing???

Well I hope this one makes you feel better...

wow...Forrest : At age 56, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Clumsy, maybe.:D

Ok Hop. Dont even think of sending me a swiss army knife for Christmas!!! I know how your mind works.
DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adidas410s]

k this is the scariest one yet...

this is what one of my friends got...

At age 24, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.

What is REALLY scary is that she is 24 and works for an investment company and deals directly with the buying and selling of securities on Wall Street!
:eek:

[olddawggreen]

Wow, mine said; At age 40, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

That means I died 11 years ago. Come to think of it, my joints have seemed pretty stiff lately.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[lepfan]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WACK STATE OF KANSAS
Only because I am so far from water and food will I turn to cannabilism....we are 200 miles from water and just 2 feet from Hell....:D

[SintonFan_inAustin]

At age 70, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs

Guess i am staying away from zoo's and anyplace that has monkeys;)

[SintonFan_inAustin]

hmm i tried it again and At age 35, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

[SintonFan_inAustin]

wow enter my wife name At age 63, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. strange thing is that was the second time it came back with the same thing. And she hates when i stop to give money to people on the streets

[vet93]

At age 72....I will be eaten by a pack of wild dogs....probably a bunch of my former(formerly male) patients

[Buccaneer]

At age 81, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

[CHS_Grad '85]

At age 39, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

:eek: That's this year -- thank God we own our place... :thinking:

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

At age 95, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

i knew there was a good reason i didnt like stupid fighting games...

[44INAROW]

I did it again today, and this is what it said:
At age 48, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

hhmmmm ;)

[piratebg]

Robert: At age 38, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.

THIS BITES!!!:mad:

[smustangs]

smustangs: At age 52, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

[injuredinmelee]

Rick Hollenbeck: At age 101, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.


the first one said at the age of 33... im 34 now...

[rockdale80]

Jesse: At age 102, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.