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Matthew328
06-09-2006, 07:48 PM
As many of you know I am a regular listener of The Ticket and Rhyner and Gribble constantly get berated for being fans of the jort..(the blue jean short) they are usually wearing jorts in the summer time..

Me personally I am a fan of the jort and they are a staple of my wardrobe....are there any other jort fans out there???

DU_stud04
06-09-2006, 07:54 PM
i was a jorts guy.....recently found the comfort of jordan shorts though......plus all my jorts are holie and have oil stains from workin in the garage

VWG
06-09-2006, 08:11 PM
Not a jorts man. Mr. Tomato Head and Flake Boy can have the jorts.......

3afan
06-09-2006, 08:14 PM
no jorts

GreenMonster
06-09-2006, 08:15 PM
just say "NO!" to jorts. Get you some Dockers type shorts. You'll never go back to Jorts again. Cool, breatheable, loose fitting, and comfortable.

Matthew328
06-09-2006, 09:47 PM
I am with Mr. Tomato Head and Flake Boy though!! They did give T.O. the black guy exemption...appparently black guys can look cool in jorts...LOL


I think I look pretty cool in jorts personally

GreenMonster
06-09-2006, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Matthew328



I think I look pretty cool in jorts personally

do you still have a mullet too, Billy Ray Cyrus??? Jorts died with the Achy Breaky dance right along with ol' Billy Joe's career.

Matthew328
06-09-2006, 10:52 PM
I don't think I'd be classified in the Billy Ray Cyrus mold at all...LOL

District303aPastPlayer
06-09-2006, 11:05 PM
khakis please :)

schu1213
06-09-2006, 11:24 PM
If you wear jorts you need help. Really throw those away and get some cargo shorts please.

District303aPastPlayer
06-09-2006, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by schu1213
If you wear jorts you need help. Really throw those away and get some cargo shorts please.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

DU_stud04
06-10-2006, 12:21 AM
just cause cargos have more pockets, why catagorize them differently than jorts? both are made outta blue stuff(unless its the not so brown stuff).....same difference i say.

Matthew328
06-10-2006, 06:58 AM
Man there is some jort backlash going on!! wow!!!
I guess until I get a girl I date telling me they are awful I'll have to keep em in rotation....in fact I am wearing a pair now!! Lucky for me I've never had a girl I am going out with tell me to please get rid of the jorts..man I dont know what I'd do!

Matthew328
06-10-2006, 07:07 AM
As Rhyner (aka Mr. Tomato Head aka Hollywood, aka strip club mike aka wi-fi Mike) said yesterday on the show, "we are all brothers in jorts" so if there are any of my jorts bretheren out there come join me in my noble fight for jorts....

pirate44
06-10-2006, 07:40 AM
i woreout my jorts a few years ago and havent bought new. but i do have a few pairsof junderwear and jocks i wear from time to time:D

BreckTxLonghorn
06-10-2006, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
i woreout my jorts a few years ago and havent bought new. but i do have a few pairsof junderwear and jocks i wear from time to time:D


Just the sheer thought of wearing those makes me extremely uncomfortable.:doh:

kepdawg
06-10-2006, 11:17 AM
I haven't owned a pair in about 10 years.

SintonFan
06-10-2006, 05:44 PM
I love jorts!!!:inlove: :clap: :inlove:
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http://jorts.org/sitebuilder/images/daisy_dukes-438x324.jpg

DU_stud04
06-10-2006, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
I love jorts!!!:inlove: :clap: :inlove:
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http://jorts.org/sitebuilder/images/daisy_dukes-438x324.jpg

same here:D :D :D