pirate4state
06-06-2006, 11:56 AM
Two Tall Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Yes, it is true, I am sending a joke that is very funny and does not contain a single dirty word, you could tell this joke to your ministers...maybe....
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the little sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of beech or a son of a birch?
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
:D :D :D
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Yes, it is true, I am sending a joke that is very funny and does not contain a single dirty word, you could tell this joke to your ministers...maybe....
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the little sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of beech or a son of a birch?
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
:D :D :D