Stupid movies.... [Archive] - Texas DownLow Forum

BulldogGrl64

11-11-2003, 04:52 PM

I don't know what the stupidest movie I have ever seen was, but here recently I went and saw Scary Movie 3 and it was a waste of time of money. frown

Buckeye80

11-11-2003, 04:52 PM

Jeepers Creepers; What a waste of 90 minutes of my life. It had such potential and turned out to suck so hard. You could actually smell the cheese coming through the TV screen.

the-O-fence

11-11-2003, 05:27 PM

except for all the action scenes I thought the Matrix was pretty dumb.

crzyjournalist03

11-11-2003, 05:29 PM

the-O-fence:
except for all the action scenes I thought the Matrix was pretty dumb.eek! eek! eek!

I like all three of the movies

BulldogGrl64

11-11-2003, 05:31 PM

the-O-fence:
except for all the action scenes I thought the Matrix was pretty dumb.The Matrix is good if you understand the concept of the movie. I had to watch it twice to get it all, but after the second time I actually liked it. You should try it again. :)

PPHSfan

11-11-2003, 06:44 PM

I got up and walked out of the theater back in 93 when Swarzeneger[sp?] did that Last Action Hero atrocity.

mwisnews

11-11-2003, 06:54 PM

How about Gigili that really bad movie that even Afflick said was bad. I saw it with my girl and it was the worst experience ever trying to stay through the movie without having her giving me dirty looks. That was a waste of my $5 dollars.

Chris Hart

11-11-2003, 08:21 PM

If you were only out 5 bucks, then the dirty looks were probably for one of these reasons, not the movie itself.A)She was out $5.00 also, because you made her pay her own way, or (B) you took her to a dollar cinema.

I've got the same dirty looks from my wife on occasion, but she never has any problem telling me why she's giving them to me. :)

sprinklerman

11-11-2003, 08:28 PM

I have to agree with Bulldog Scary movie 3 was HORRIBLE i was ready to leave after the first 10 minutes!

LH Panther Mom

11-11-2003, 09:10 PM

I guess one of the worst movies I paid money to see was Motel Hell. We were really ticked that we had actually paid money to see it & it WAS at the $1 movies.

Chris Hart

11-11-2003, 09:37 PM

LH Panther Mom:
I guess one of the worst movies I paid money to see was Motel Hell. We were really ticked that we had actually paid money to see it & it WAS at the $1 movies.LH Panther Mom, Well what exactly did you expect watching a movie with the title 'Motel Hell'? LOL :)

LH Panther Mom

11-11-2003, 09:39 PM

Yeah, I know, but I was about 20 at the time & didn't have good sense. I think the worst thing was that I paid a whole dollar to see it. :D

crunkandfocused

11-12-2003, 02:29 AM

Buckeye80:
Jeepers Creepers; What a waste of 90 minutes of my life. It had such potential and turned out to suck so hard. You could actually smell the cheese coming through the TV screen.I COMPLETELY agree with you. That had to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. That movie sucked harder than any other movie... ever. Complete waste of time.

Soleus

11-12-2003, 08:26 AM

I would have to say "In the Bedroom." Out of an hour and a half of movie there was probably a total of 30 minutes of dialogue.

weatherag07

11-12-2003, 09:27 AM

The worst one that I have seen yet is that 28-Days Later. It was hyped up to be scarier than the exorcist, but my boyfriend and I only stayed in there for not even half of it. Everything was so amateur. I thought it was boring and stupid!
That gets my vote!
But as for least favorite movie (not stupidest)-Alice in Wonderland. I don't know what it is, but I can't stand that movie!!!

bd0707

11-12-2003, 09:33 AM

Spykids 3D, even my kids thought it was bad.

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weatherag07

11-12-2003, 09:38 AM

bd0707:
Spykids 3D, even my kids thought it was bad.Ha ha that's bad. Kids usually go for anything!

bd0707

11-12-2003, 09:41 AM

Weatherag07 is your dad a coch in Burnet?

pirate4state

11-12-2003, 09:52 AM

weatherag07:
The worst one that I have seen yet is that 28-Days Later. It was hyped up to be scarier than the exorcist, but my boyfriend and I only stayed in there for not even half of it. Everything was so amateur. I thought it was boring and stupid!
That gets my vote!
But as for least favorite movie (not stupidest)-Alice in Wonderland. I don't know what it is, but I can't stand that movie!!!I agree, but we made it fun by laughing out loud in the "real serious" scences & pissing off the idiot people around us who thought they were watching an Oscar caliber movie!! :rolleyes: :D Also, Dying Young & Wing Commander!!! AWFUL frown

CatWoman

11-12-2003, 10:00 AM

"Master of Disguise" - I don't remember the actor's name, but he is a Saturday Night Live guy and in this movie he disguises himself as different people and is a turtle. None of it was the least bit funny -- So Stupid. Even my 12 year old said it was the worst.

JasperDog94

11-12-2003, 10:08 AM

An ex-girlfriend of mine made me watch "Yentl" with her. That 2 hours was the longest year of my life. Now you know why she's my "ex" girlfriend.

weatherag07

11-12-2003, 03:07 PM

bd0707:
Weatherag07 is your dad a coch in Burnet?Nope. :cool:

southern_thunder

11-12-2003, 03:08 PM

Dumb and Dumber!!

QBKilla

11-12-2003, 03:15 PM

weatherag07:
The worst one that I have seen yet is that 28-Days Later. It was hyped up to be scarier than the exorcist, but my boyfriend and I only stayed in there for not even half of it. Everything was so amateur. I thought it was boring and stupid!
That gets my vote!
But as for least favorite movie (not stupidest)-Alice in Wonderland. I don't know what it is, but I can't stand that movie!!!I totally agree with you. 28 Days Later was the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life......ever. Your lucky that you got up and left early. I waited around to see if it was going to pick up...yah...that never happened. All of the sudden is was over, no closing, no ending it was just over...it ticks me off just thinking about it. I think everyone should rent it just so they can agree with me that its the worst movie ever.

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Phil C

11-12-2003, 03:19 PM

Hey Jasper did your ex gf like the movie Yentl?

crzyjournalist03

11-12-2003, 03:48 PM

Soleus:
I would have to say "In the Bedroom." Out of an hour and a half of movie there was probably a total of 30 minutes of dialogue.eek! eek! eek! I can only imagine what the other hour was :rolleyes: eek! :rolleyes:

whrtntig1

11-12-2003, 03:54 PM

any recent movie with Kevin Costner. He cant act his way out of a sack! :rolleyes:

JasperDog94

11-12-2003, 04:14 PM

Phil C:
Hey Jasper did your ex gf like the movie Yentl?Unfortunately, or should I say fortunately, she did. Man, what was I thinking? :rolleyes:

JasperDog94

11-12-2003, 04:17 PM

southern_thunder:
Dumb and Dumber!!You've got to be kidding me.

BHKrystal06

11-12-2003, 04:19 PM

southern_thunder:
Dumb and Dumber!!:p eek! eek! I thought that movie was hilarious!!! eek! eek! :p

clydewr35

11-12-2003, 10:41 PM

House of the dead was real bad it was as low budget as it gets and as for dumb and dumber thats one of my favs. ....the 2nd ond kinda sucked though

HURDA72

11-12-2003, 10:56 PM

STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER IS HOUSE OF THE DEAD
people were walking out during the movie it sucked hard like a porno chick

DawgFan91

11-12-2003, 11:06 PM

Soleus:
I would have to say "In the Bedroom." Out of an hour and a half of movie there was probably a total of 30 minutes of dialogue.One thing that was weird to me was the fact that there was NO music at all. Not only was there little dialogue, there was no sound period.

I'm throwing my votes in on the Crocodile Hunter movie and the one hear recently where the dog comes from outer space to check on the earth dogs...can't remember the name, but if not for my 6 yr. old, I would've been long gone.

District303aPastPlayer

11-13-2003, 12:35 AM

House of the Dead
House of 1000 Corpuses(lol)
Jeepers Creepers
I will only list this one because of the ending, but 8 Mile ended too soon.

therealbulldogs

11-13-2003, 12:43 AM

Hate me all you want but I'm going to say Spiderman. :mad:

pirateman98

11-13-2003, 12:55 AM

For me the stupidist movie I have ever seen was "Rocky and Bowinkel"(I know it isn't spelled that right). My friend wanted to see it so bad because he was an extra in that movie. I swear it had only been out less that two weeks and when I went to see it, there were only three people there(my friend, his friend and me). IT SUCKED!!!

the-O-fence

11-13-2003, 01:02 AM

therealbulldogs:
Hate me all you want but I'm going to say Spiderman. :mad: Daredevil was about 10x worse than Spiderman

Bulldog92

11-13-2003, 02:13 AM

JasperDog94:
An ex-girlfriend of mine made me watch "Yentl" with her. That 2 hours was the longest year of my life. Now you know why she's my "ex" girlfriend.You know how guilt by association goes, so if I know you, I really don't know you. Get my drift? Hehe.... :D

crunkandfocused

11-13-2003, 03:22 AM

District303aPastPlayer:
House of the Dead
House of 1000 Corpuses(lol)
Jeepers Creepers
I will only list this one because of the ending, but 8 Mile ended too soon.House of 1000 corpses and House of the Dead?!?!
And you liked 8 mile other than it ended too soon? :rolleyes:
I have never seen that movie, nor do I plan to.

Wildcat81

11-13-2003, 06:09 AM

stupidest movie i saw was Mystery Men.

Soleus

11-13-2003, 08:14 AM

crzyjournalist03:

Soleus:
I would have to say "In the Bedroom." Out of an hour and a half of movie there was probably a total of 30 minutes of dialogue.eek! eek! eek! I can only imagine what the other hour was :rolleyes: eek! :rolleyes: It was just scenes with a guy drinking coffee or two people sleeping of something like that. It was awful.

Soleus

11-13-2003, 08:19 AM

I wonder how many of us are going to go see these movies to see how bad they actually are?

pirate4state

11-13-2003, 09:58 AM

Wildcat81:
stupidest movie i saw was Mystery Men.This movie was hilarious!! Ben Stiller is the best! Give it another chance. :D

pirate4state

11-13-2003, 09:59 AM

Soleus:

crzyjournalist03:

Soleus:
I would have to say "In the Bedroom." Out of an hour and a half of movie there was probably a total of 30 minutes of dialogue.eek! eek! eek! I can only imagine what the other hour was :rolleyes: eek! :rolleyes: It was just scenes with a guy drinking coffee or two people sleeping of something like that. It was awful.I liked this movie. Maybe it is more of a chick-flick. wink It was very moving.

QBKilla

11-13-2003, 12:06 PM

If yall would go watch 28 Days Later, everyone's list would change. It has by far the smallest budget, worst plot line, worst actors and actresses, worst pre-release hype, and worst ending or lack there of. If you don't believe this is possible just watch the first 10 minutes of it.

ps I loved Dumb and Dumber. "This hog gets 35 miles to the gallon." lol that part is awesome.

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LogieJoeBean001

11-13-2003, 12:40 PM

I don't know if anybody else has seen it, but the all-time stupidest (is that a word?) movie has got to be Kung Po,(at least, I think that was the name) with the stupid ninja cow that squirts milk, or whatever it does. I only watched about 20 or 30 minutes of it. I finally got up and left the room. I actually had more fun sitting alone doing NOTHING!

Soleus

11-13-2003, 12:48 PM

pirate4state:

Soleus:

crzyjournalist03:

Soleus:
I would have to say "In the Bedroom." Out of an hour and a half of movie there was probably a total of 30 minutes of dialogue.eek! eek! eek! I can only imagine what the other hour was :rolleyes: eek! :rolleyes: It was just scenes with a guy drinking coffee or two people sleeping of something like that. It was awful.I liked this movie. Maybe it is more of a chick-flick. wink It was very moving.My wife also hated it, I had to convince her to keep the movie on just to see if it got any better.

LogieJoeBean001

11-13-2003, 12:49 PM

I have to disagree about Kevin Costner movies. Dragonfly is one of my all-time favorites, as well as Dances with Wolves!

Also, In The Bedroom was about a couple dealing with the tragedy of their son's murder. I don't understand how you only saw people sitting around drinking coffee?

I do have to agree about the Master of Disguise! I sat through it, at home, because my twelve year old son wanted to watch it. He roared with laughter, but then, we're talking about a twelve year old here too, lol!

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