piratebg
06-03-2006, 10:48 AM
> tech support
> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
> 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began
> unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources.
>
>
> In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
> other programs and now monitors all other system
> activity. Applications
> such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
> Fishing 7.5, and Racing
> 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I can't seem
> to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
> run my favorite
> applications.
>
> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
> uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
> Please help! Thanks,
>
>
> A Troubled User.
>
>
> =======================================
>
>
> REPLY:
>
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain
> about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
> 1.0,
> thinking that it is just a Utilities and
> Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
> SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
> EVERYTHING!!! It is also
> impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
> Girlfriend 7.0.
>
> It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
> files from the system once installed. You cannot go
> back to Girlfriend 7.0
> because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look
> in your Wife 1.0
> manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.
>
> I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
> improving the situation. I suggest installing the
> background application "Yes
> Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best
> course of action is
> to enter the command C: \ APOLOGIZE. Because
> ultimately you will have to
> give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
> return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great! program, but it tends to be
> very high maintenance. Wife1.0 comes with several
> support programs, such as
> Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
> However, be very
> careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> cause the system to
> launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
> only way to improve the
> performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
> software. I recommend
> Flowers 2.1and Diamonds 5.0!
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
> Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is
> not supported by Wife
> 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the
> operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>
> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
> 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began
> unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources.
>
>
> In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
> other programs and now monitors all other system
> activity. Applications
> such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
> Fishing 7.5, and Racing
> 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I can't seem
> to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
> run my favorite
> applications.
>
> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
> uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
> Please help! Thanks,
>
>
> A Troubled User.
>
>
> =======================================
>
>
> REPLY:
>
>
> Dear Troubled User:
>
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain
> about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
> 1.0,
> thinking that it is just a Utilities and
> Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
> SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
> EVERYTHING!!! It is also
> impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
> Girlfriend 7.0.
>
> It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
> files from the system once installed. You cannot go
> back to Girlfriend 7.0
> because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look
> in your Wife 1.0
> manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.
>
> I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
> improving the situation. I suggest installing the
> background application "Yes
> Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best
> course of action is
> to enter the command C: \ APOLOGIZE. Because
> ultimately you will have to
> give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
> return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great! program, but it tends to be
> very high maintenance. Wife1.0 comes with several
> support programs, such as
> Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
> However, be very
> careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> cause the system to
> launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
> only way to improve the
> performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
> software. I recommend
> Flowers 2.1and Diamonds 5.0!
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
> Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is
> not supported by Wife
> 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the
> operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>