CenTexSports
05-30-2006, 09:12 AM
You can only tell a joke about the religion you are. I am Baptist so:
A priest, a rabbi, and a Baptist preacher are having a discussion about financial giving. The priest says that he takes all of his worldly possessions in hand and draws a three foot circle around himself. He then throws everything in the air and what falls outside the circle he gives to God. The Rabbi says he does the same except that he draws a line and straddles it. Whatever falls to the left of the line goes to God and the other is his. The Baptist preacher says that he also throws his wealth into the air and God can keep what he wants and the rest is his.
A priest, a rabbi, and a Baptist preacher are having a discussion about financial giving. The priest says that he takes all of his worldly possessions in hand and draws a three foot circle around himself. He then throws everything in the air and what falls outside the circle he gives to God. The Rabbi says he does the same except that he draws a line and straddles it. Whatever falls to the left of the line goes to God and the other is his. The Baptist preacher says that he also throws his wealth into the air and God can keep what he wants and the rest is his.