PPHSfan
05-30-2006, 07:46 AM
It's friday nite at the local Dairy Queen and this little boy is running around with his arms stretched out not watching where he is going. All of a sudden he bumps into a tall kid standing in line. He slowly looks up at the six foot three inch two hundred thirty pound "boy" and says...."WOW!!!! Are you a real Snyder football player?"'
The very polite young man says.."sure am kid, would you like to wear my hat?"
"Gee would I!!" says the boy.
He dons the hat and takes off running again. Shortly he makes the same mistake again and runs into another behemoth of a kid.
"WOW!!! Are you a REAL Sweetwater Mustang?"
"Yea you little punk, you wanna get down and kiss my feet?"
"No, I'm not a real Snyder player, I just borrowed this hat."
The very polite young man says.."sure am kid, would you like to wear my hat?"
"Gee would I!!" says the boy.
He dons the hat and takes off running again. Shortly he makes the same mistake again and runs into another behemoth of a kid.
"WOW!!! Are you a REAL Sweetwater Mustang?"
"Yea you little punk, you wanna get down and kiss my feet?"
"No, I'm not a real Snyder player, I just borrowed this hat."