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District303aPastPlayer
05-29-2006, 10:42 PM
A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one
look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the
window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While
doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her
breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate
breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his
Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here
In the first place."

Cameron Crazy
05-29-2006, 10:53 PM
Aaron thats just wrong man!:doh:

piratebg
05-30-2006, 07:24 AM
Poor guy. Never saw it coming. :doh:

CHS_CG
05-30-2006, 08:02 AM
serves him right!

pirate44
05-30-2006, 09:53 AM
nothing like a little rape humor to start off the week

piratebg
05-30-2006, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
nothing like a little rape humor to start off the week

She didn't say no, nor did he force his way. If anything, she gets the last laugh for giving him the OWCHI on his boys.

Sweetwater Red
05-30-2006, 10:02 AM
I was thinking she had to be blonde...
right up til the punch line. :D

Adidas410s
05-30-2006, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
I was thinking she had to be blonde...
right up til the punch line. :D

exactly...that was a good one!