Question...Why do owchi's have short feet?

[PPHSfan]

Answer:So they can stand closer to the sink.:D

[LH Panther Mom]

:hand: :hand: The correct answer would be a portion of their feet have broken off in the behind of someone with a hair-brained idea. :p

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
:hand: :hand: The correct answer would be a portion of theirfeet have broken off in the behind of someone with a hair-brained idea. :p :clap: :clap: What she said! ;) :D

[raider red 2000]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Answer:So they can stand closer to the sink.:D

good one

[Bullaholic]

Now, if they were all also just 3 ft. tall, mute, with a flat head you could sit your beer on, PPHSFan. :D

[injuredinmelee]

How do you know when an OWCHI member has an intelligent thought?


it begins with.. " A man once told me..."

[raider red 2000]

yall are brave...funny .....but brave :)

[NHSRattler60]

I just wanna say that if there are any plans of attack by Owchi members on Fantom at M&G.....I am not taking any credit for this thread.

You guys are floating your own canoe on this one.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
How do you know when an OWCHI member has an intelligent thought?


it begins with.. " A man once told me..."
Injured, do you have a pair of pink stockings? :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh

[pirate4state]

LMAO...you fellows are so cute :kiss:

[CHS_CG]

They are telling jokes the must be compensating for something....



poor men:(

[raider red 2000]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
They are telling jokes the must be compensating for something....



poor men:(

its their jokes....i am just laughing....and yes it is compensation

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
They are telling jokes the must be compensating for something....



poor men:(


lol...I wish I had time to do battle, they keep firing the shots across the bow. When will they ever learn?:D

[injuredinmelee]

Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

"Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive..."

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
"Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive..."

ah haha thats funny

[Cameron Crazy]

lol its a cult:thinking:

[injuredinmelee]

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

[injuredinmelee]

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Q. Why do men break wind more than women?
A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A. Divorced.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.


Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.

[Cameron Crazy]

This is my 1000 post and a funny one that is thanks melle

[injuredinmelee]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."



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[injuredinmelee]

that ought to stir em up in the morning dont you reckon?

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
that ought to stir em up in the morning dont you reckon?

hah guaranteed :thumbsup:

[injuredinmelee]

still no responses???
Im disappointe in yall

[PPHSfan]

OK,

I will help the owchis with one.

"Honey" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
still no responses???
Im disappointe in yall

They might be funny if they hadn't already been posted here 50 gazillion times.....don't you have an original thought in your head??:rolleyes:

[injuredinmelee]

wow all in good humor and someone gets hateful

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
wow all in good humor and someone gets hateful

LOL.....That's one thing about "FANTOMS"...they don't even know a joke when they hear one!!:p