Adidas410s
05-08-2006, 03:36 PM
An Baylor guy, a Longhorn, and an Aggie were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Baylor guy said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Longhorn opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too."
The Aggie opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Baylor guy opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Longhorn opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The Aggie opened his lunch, saw the bologna, and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Baylor guy's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Longhorn's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Aggie's wife.
"Don't look at me," she said. "Dumbass always made his own lunch."
They were eating lunch and the Baylor guy said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Longhorn opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too."
The Aggie opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Baylor guy opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Longhorn opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The Aggie opened his lunch, saw the bologna, and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Baylor guy's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Longhorn's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Aggie's wife.
"Don't look at me," she said. "Dumbass always made his own lunch."