Lexiphiles

[44INAROW]

For All You Lexiphiles (Lovers of Words)....


1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.


2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)


3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


4. A backward poet writes inverse.


5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.


6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


7. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.


8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.


9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.


10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

[venomous tat2]

Here's a few good ones.

Dormitory

when you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN

when you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

THE EYES
when you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
when you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

MOTHER-IN-LAW
when you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

ELECTION RESULTS
when you rearrange the letters:
LIES-LET'S RECOUNT

SLOT MACHINES
when you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
when you rearrange the letters:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
:eek: :eek: :D :D