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spiveyrat
05-05-2006, 11:20 AM
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Naked Man Takes Stroll Down 96


05/04/06
Jeff Teague
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The Jasper Police were called to the Cedar Tree restaurant, on Highway 96 South here in Jasper, shortly before Ten O’clock on Wednesday morning when a naked man was seen pushing his car into the parking lot.

When police arrived, the vehicle was discovered, but the man, a 34 year old from Brookeland, was nowhere around. A few moments later he was seen coming out from behind a dumpster completely naked but covering himself with a blue handkerchief.

Due to the fact that apparently no witness could be found who saw the mans private parts he was allowed to drive himself home after he was loaned some clothes from the jail house and got gas from a nearby station.

No charges were filed.

spiveyrat
05-05-2006, 11:21 AM
I'd sure like to know how/why he "lost" his clothes in the first place. :thinking:

AggieJohn
05-05-2006, 11:28 AM
cause some guy rolled him

GWOOD
05-05-2006, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by spiveyrat
from http://kjas.com

Naked Man Takes Stroll Down 96


...but the man, a 34 year old...

Hey, how old is JasperDog?

MHSvarsity2007
05-05-2006, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by spiveyrat
I'd sure like to know how/why he "lost" his clothes in the first place. :thinking:

'tis what im wondering :thinking:

pirate4state
05-05-2006, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by GWOOD
Hey, how old is JasperDog? :clap: LMAO!! He hasn't been on the 'low for awhile...:thinking:

:D :D :D

lepfan
05-06-2006, 02:40 AM
Sounds to me like he had to crawl out a window QUICKLY and had no time to grab his clothes.