venomous tat2
05-02-2006, 11:16 AM
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they
aren't perpared for the answer.
>> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called
>> his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly to the stand.
>> He approached her and asked," Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
>>She responded, why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams I've
>> known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
<< been a big dissappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your
>> wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind
>> their back. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
>> brians to realize you never will amount to anything more than
>> a two-bit papper pusher. yes I know You.
>> The lawyer was stunned !. Not knowing what else to do, he
>> he pointed to across the room and asked, "Mrs Jones do you
>> know the defense attorney?" she again replied, "why yes,I do.
>> I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,too.
>> He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
>> build a normal relationship with anyone and his law pratice is
>> one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on
>> his wife with three different women. One of them was your
>> wife. Yes I know HIM.
>> The defense attorney almost died.
>> The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and
>> in a very quiet voice, said......
>> " If either of you idots asks her if she knows me, I'll throw
>> your sorry butts in jail in contemp of court."
aren't perpared for the answer.
>> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called
>> his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly to the stand.
>> He approached her and asked," Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
>>She responded, why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams I've
>> known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
<< been a big dissappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your
>> wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind
>> their back. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
>> brians to realize you never will amount to anything more than
>> a two-bit papper pusher. yes I know You.
>> The lawyer was stunned !. Not knowing what else to do, he
>> he pointed to across the room and asked, "Mrs Jones do you
>> know the defense attorney?" she again replied, "why yes,I do.
>> I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,too.
>> He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
>> build a normal relationship with anyone and his law pratice is
>> one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on
>> his wife with three different women. One of them was your
>> wife. Yes I know HIM.
>> The defense attorney almost died.
>> The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and
>> in a very quiet voice, said......
>> " If either of you idots asks her if she knows me, I'll throw
>> your sorry butts in jail in contemp of court."