Ranger Mom
04-30-2006, 09:38 PM
· When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.
· When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the #*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.
· When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.
· When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
· When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.
· When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.
· When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%# &%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.
· If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.
· If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story......You need to pray at work.
· If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS:D
· When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the #*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.
· When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.
· When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
· When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.
· When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.
· When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%# &%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.
· If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.
· If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story......You need to pray at work.
· If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS:D