Chuck Who?

[piratebg]

www.thekaratechimp.com

[GreenMonster]

Do not anger Chuck Norris. He will rain his fury down upon you and anyone that agrees with you in the form of roundhouse kicks to the head and torso until you expire.

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Do not anger Chuck Norris. He will rain his fury down upon you and anyone that agrees with you in the form of roundhouse kicks to the head and torso until you expire.

until you expire...ROFL!!!! :thumbsup: for GM

[GreenMonster]

ttt

[piratebg]

Still waiting for Chuck to show up........

[mustang04]

Originally posted by piratebg
Still waiting for Chuck to show up........

in honor of the MOMS of the board, he will not kill you while u post on the downlow...

[piratebg]

Originally posted by mustang04
in honor of the MOMS of the board, he will not kill you while u post on the downlow...


So he would rather hide like a FANTOM? :thinking:

[mustang04]

Originally posted by piratebg
So he would rather hide like a FANTOM? :thinking:

he doesnt hide....he waits....

[NHSRattler60]

He waits indeed. Make fun all you want, but one day, your uppance will come in the form of a roundhouse kick to the back of the head.

And you wont see it coming....no.

For he is so fast he can run around the world twice and punch himself in the back of the head.

I also heard about this one time, when he gave this one guy a roundouse to the face, his foot broke the time barrier and sent the guys head back in time.

It's true.

Chuck Norris.....My Anti-Drug.

[EricDraven]

Dinosaurs didn't become extinct. Chuck MADE them that way.

[NHSRattler60]

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.