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Chris Hart
04-25-2006, 07:51 PM
Boys from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma and Texas will be dropped into Iraq today and have been given only the following facts about terrorists.

1) The season opens today
2) There is no limit
3) They taste just like chicken
4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus
5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday


:D

kepdawg
04-25-2006, 07:53 PM
Just some good old boys...

Adidas410s
04-25-2006, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Chris Hart
Boys from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma and Texas will be dropped into Iraq today and have been given only the following facts about terrorists.

1) The season opens today
2) There is no limit
3) They taste just like chicken
4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus
5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday


:D

you stay classy Musab al-Zarqoui...while you can! :thumbsup:

Gobbla2001
04-25-2006, 07:55 PM
haha...

This just in:

War expected to end tonight... Texas soldiers were taken to the side and told that the insurgents think Texas HS Football sucks...

Soldiers from other states were told the same about their states but agreed with the insurgents' views...

NHSRattler60
04-25-2006, 07:58 PM
haha...

This just in:

War expected to end tonight... Texas soldiers were taken to the side and told that the insurgents think Texas HS Football sucks...

Soldiers from other states were told the same about their states but agreed with the insurgents' views...

That'll make me strap on some leathers and march into some caves.

pirate44
04-25-2006, 08:03 PM
let me finish my chicken fried steak, and i'll join in :thumbsup: