Adam & Eve

[LH Panther Mom]

I just had to share this before I go to bed. :D

Why Men Can Pee Standing Up

God was just about finished creating humans, but he had two parts leftover.

He couldn't decide how to split the parts between Adam & Eve, so he thought he would just ask them.

He told them that one of the things he had leftover would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing to have," said God, "and I was wondering if either of you have a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeeeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited, he just whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement for awhile and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?", asked Eve.









"Brains", said God.


:D :D :D

[pirate4state]

LMAO!!! :clap: :clap:

[NHSRattler60]

Did you know men have more of a risk of having testicular cancer or prostate cancer than women have of getting ovarian caner?

[GreenMonster]

All you guys out there don't ever forget, it was Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
All you guys out there don't ever forget, it was Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.

and its eve's fault we are all sinners... just cant say no can ya...

guess that explains the addiction to shopping

(yes, let the barrage of women-hater remakrs come)

[NHSRattler60]

uh oh , 303a is about to be killed....better protect him....

IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!

[NHSRattler60]

but he is right.

[District303aPastPlayer]

will the fantoms protect me?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
and its eve's fault we are all sinners... just cant say no can ya...

guess that explains the addiction to shopping

(yes, let the barrage of women-hater remakrs come)

I hate shopping!!:D

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I hate shopping!!:D

me too - I go in, get what I want and get the heck out of there....

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I hate shopping!!:D me three!! :D

[Phil C]

Originally posted by pirate4state
me three!! :D

Sureeeeee! And I'm boss of my house! What I say goes! I am the Lion of my House! I rule!

:D

[AP Panther Fan]

Well heck...I'll admit it...I love to shop, but only if I have plenty of money to spend.

Shopping, when it involves looking only, just isn't much fun. :cool:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Well heck...I'll admit it...I love to shop, but only if I have plenty of money to spend.

Shopping, when it involves looking only, just isn't much fun. :cool:

Shopping, when it involves a teenage girl...is pure hell!

I have been to the mall only once this year....she, on the other hand is there at least twice a week.

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
me too - I go in, get what I want and get the heck out of there....

that would be what guys do...

Men go to buy...

Women go to shop...

Think about it! :thinking:

[AP Panther Fan]

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[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Shopping, when it involves a teenage girl...is pure hell!

I understand that...the "ultimate" dreaded shopping trip is in the spring when it is time to purchase a bathing suit for my daughter. Not sure who it is tougher on though, me or her...then we both have to face her father when we get home. :rolleyes: ;)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I understand that...the "ultimate" dreaded shopping trip is in the spring when it is time to purchase a bathing suit for my daughter. Not sure who it is tougher on though, me or her...then we both have to face her father when we get home. :rolleyes: ;) LOL!!

[mustang04]

i am seriously offended by this joke....

so ppl on here get warned for using racial slurs or the word "retarded"...but a joke implying that men are less intelligent and therefore inferior is ok????:mad:

[pancho villa]

My wife and 18 year old daughter came home from getting a bathing suit a week ago and just had to show me.
My response was "where is the rest of it"

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by mustang04
i am seriously offended by this joke....

so ppl on here get warned for using racial slurs or the word "retarded"...but a joke implying that men are less intelligent and therefore inferior is ok????:mad:

get a life!

[mustang04]

Originally posted by pancho villa
get a life!

get a better poster name!!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by mustang04
..but a joke implying that men are less intelligent and therefore inferior is ok????:mad:

Yes......yes it is!!:D :D

[Phil C]

SHOW SOME COMPASSION!! :mad:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by mustang04
i am seriously offended by this joke....

a joke implying that men are less intelligent and therefore inferior is ok????:mad:
:weeping: :weeping: :weeping: It seems if it weren't true, you wouldn't be offended. :p :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
:weeping: :weeping: :weeping: It seems if it weren't true, you wouldn't be offended. :p :D

I guess this is where the phrase "The truth hurts" would work!!

[mustang04]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
:weeping: :weeping: :weeping: It seems if it weren't true, you wouldn't be offended. :p :D

ok..so now its funny???? i know sometimes yall are supposed to be kidding....but seriously.....that joke is very offensive:mad: :mad:

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Phil C
SHOW SOME COMPASSION!! :mad:
who are u talkin to???

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by mustang04
ok..so now its funny???? i know sometimes yall are supposed to be kidding....but seriously.....that joke is very offensive:mad: :mad:

Are you suffering from "Mondayitis"...or did you just have a really bad weekend??

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Are you suffering from "Mondayitis"...or did you just have a really bad weekend??
I wonder if I need to drag out that "special" smilie that I normally reserve for marlin fan. :thinking: :thinking:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by mustang04
ok..so now its funny???? i know sometimes yall are supposed to be kidding....but seriously.....that joke is very offensive:mad: :mad:
http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/pityparty.gif Sorrrryyyyy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings. :hand: :kiss:

[mustang04]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/pityparty.gif Sorrrryyyyy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings. :hand: :kiss:

:mad: :mad: :mad:

if there was a smilie with the birdie.....it would have made its presence on here already.....

[pirate4state]

This is even funnier than Keith7's silver boot posts!! :D :D :D

[pirate44]

(inside joke warning)


i may be digging my own grave

[MHSvarsity2007]

it's just a joke. people typically laugh at them.