I hate ingrown hairs!!!

[piratebg]

...in those hard to reach places!!!!!

[piratebg]

Athletes foot is a pain, considering I am a professional couch potato.

[piratebg]

And to make things worse, I think I'm out of toilet paper :mad:

[piratebg]

Anyone ever actually stick there head inside of a toilet to see how it really works? :confused:

[piratebg]

PEANUT

PEANUT BUTTER

JELLY

[piratebg]

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

da da da da

da dada da da

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by piratebg
PEANUT

PEANUT BUTTER

JELLY

peanut butter jelly time!

[piratebg]

Ever have on of those days where you just want to say "puck it"

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by piratebg
Ever have on of those days where you just want to say "puck it"

yep, ill grab my roller blades... still got your stick? btw, i talked to jake flores this week.

[piratebg]

There was this kid I grew up with - he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me - you know. We did our first work together - worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition - we ran molasses into Canada - made a fortune - you father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him - and trusted him. Later on he had an idea - to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Green - and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man - a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque - or a signpost - or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order - when I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe - I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead - I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen - I didn't ask who gave the order - because it had nothing to do with business!

[piratebg]

I was sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos the other day when Robert Tilton came on TV. He's a televangelist out of Dallas. He looked at me and said, "Are you lonely?" Yeah. "Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?" This guy's good! "Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos?"... Yes, sir! "Do you have the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" Ha, ha close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second!

[piratebg]

Raise your hand if like to watch Galavision or Telemundo because the ladies are SMOKEN:wave:

[piratebg]

A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating 'this deadly gas.'" Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by piratebg
Raise your hand if like to watch Galavision or Telemundo because the ladies are SMOKEN:wave:

:clap: :wave: :thumbsup:

[Cameron Crazy]

i would raise the hand but i dont know how but yeah i watch it and i can understand it!

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by Cameron Crazy
i would raise the hand but i dont know how but yeah i watch it and i can understand it!

i have a mute button for a reason

[Cameron Crazy]

LOL!!!!!LOL!!!

[District303aPastPlayer]

rob, did you read what i said about jake?

[piratebg]

.......sorry.........miles away

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by piratebg
.......sorry.........miles away

living in california still... working for a marketing firm

[piratebg]

In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us.

[piratebg]

Elves are not midgets.

Midgets are not Dwarves.

Dwarves are not Elves.

Wee-people are cool.

[piratebg]

I feel like eating at Freebirds.

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by piratebg
I feel like eating at Freebirds.

wanna road trip it?

[espn1]

Originally posted by piratebg
I feel like eating at Freebirds.
I got one ten minutes from my house.

[piratebg]

I got a 2.5-3hr drive to have some.:mad:

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by piratebg
I got a 2.5-3hr drive to have some.:mad:

it shouldnt take THAT long..

[piratebg]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
it shouldnt take THAT long..


Yeah it will. With gas prices the way they are, I might start driving like an old lady or FoFo.

[pirate44]

Originally posted by piratebg
Yeah it will. With gas prices the way they are, I might start driving like an old lady or FoFo.
yeah, i clip coupons too. you got something against it?

[piratebg]

Originally posted by pirate44
yeah, i clip coupons too. you got something against it?


Not a damn thing. Coupons are God's gift to those, like you and me, who are on a budget.