Tom Cruise Helper

[pirate44]

http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/04-19-06-pod.jpg

[BTEXDAD]

I heard the song this morn that was sung to Katie Holmes in the delivery room. Set to the tune of simon and garfunkel's Sounds of silence.

Katie, Katie, please don't scream.....
You'll give the baby such bad dreams.....
You can not take drugs or pill......
Everything must be natural.......

You must give birth.......In silence......

There was several verses. I can't remember rest except last line.

But Tom would not give birth......in silence......

[BTEXDAD]

Originally posted by BTEXDAD
I heard the song this morn that was sung to Katie Holmes in the delivery room. Set to the tune of simon and garfunkel's Sounds of silence.

Katie, Katie, please don't scream.....
You'll give the baby such bad dreams.....
You can not take drugs or pill......
Everything must be natural.......

You must give birth.......In silence......

There was several verses. I can't remember rest except last line.

But Tom would not give birth......in silence......

LOL, I guess if i have to explain my jokes they weren't very good to begin with.
A talk show had the above song on this morn.
See, Tom Cruise is Katie Holmes husband. They just had a baby. Tom Cruise is heavily into scientology and doesn't believe in any kind of drugs or medication. Everything should be natural. Childbirth I'm told is very painful, but Tom wouldn't allow any kind of pain killer for Katie. Check out below site. I thought it was funny.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes/tom-cruise-keeps-katie-holmes-pacified-165291.php

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by BTEXDAD
LOL, I guess if i have to explain my jokes they weren't very good to begin with.
I got it, but just saw it. ;)


I nearly fell out of my chair, p44. :D Ewwwwwww

[SPF25]

Originally posted by pirate44
http://www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/04-19-06-pod.jpg

that is SO dang sick!!

[SPF25]

and very funny all at the same time.

[pirate44]

i wonder if the sour cream takes some gamey flavor out of it :thinking:

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by BTEXDAD

A talk show had the above song on this morn.

Pat Gray? Luckily I left work at around 8-ish to go and snag us some breakfast Tacos or I would not have heard it (barely pick up 950 KPRC in the shop on cloudy days like this)...

Pat Gray is a funny man...

[pirate44]

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Pat Gray? Luckily I left work at around 8-ish to go and snag us some breakfast Tacos or I would not have heard it (barely pick up 950 KPRC in the shop on cloudy days like this)...

Pat Gray is a funny man...
Glenn Becks best friend

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by pirate44
Glenn Becks best friend

Yah, it sucks... They stopped carrying Beck on 950, so I gotta switch over to a Victoria AM to catch him... good thing is a get an extra hour of Beck... bad thing is a miss that hour of Gray... other bad thing is that I lose 950 and have to find the damn station again when I go back for Hannity at 2:00...

[pirate44]

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Yah, it sucks... They stopped carrying Beck on 950, so I gotta switch over to a Victoria AM to catch him... good thing is a get an extra hour of Beck... bad thing is a miss that hour of Gray... other bad thing is that I lose 950 and have to find the damn station again when I go back for Hannity at 2:00...
they took the first hour of Beck off in favor for the local morning talk show. :mad:

[RMAC]

Originally posted by pirate44
i wonder if the sour cream takes some gamey flavor out of it :thinking:

Now THAT is the disgusting comment!

ROFLMAO