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big daddy russ
04-10-2006, 11:29 AM
A plane had hit some turbulence, was having some problems, and was starting to go down. A young, blonde woman stood up in the back of the plane and screamed, "I can't die like this. I want someone who can make me feel like a woman one, last time."

A man about her age stands up in the front of the plane. Tall, dark, and handsome. He starts walking towards her, takes his shirt off, throws it at her, then says, "wash this. And while your at it get dinner in the oven and grab me a beer."

neck_06
04-10-2006, 11:44 AM
LMAO!!!

this one is gonna get some people going........

Phil C
04-10-2006, 01:17 PM
Sam asks his co-worker Jim "Jim, who was that lady I saw you with last night."
Jim replies, "That wasn't no lady Sam - that was my wife."


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