Yo Mama...

[District303aPastPlayer]

How about some of the best yo mama jokes you have heard?

[District303aPastPlayer]

Yo Mama's teeth are soooooo yellow... she got a job spitting in popcorn at the movie theatre :)

[turbostud]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth she glows.

[Old Tiger]

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

[Emerson1]

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

[District303aPastPlayer]

yo mama is so ugly... when she walks into a room, the roaches jump on furniture

[turbostud]

Yo mama is so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

[District303aPastPlayer]

yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles... everyone slows down

[turbostud]

Yo momma is so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

:mad:

[Emerson1]

Originally posted by turbostud
Yo momma is so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
lmao

[turbostud]

Yo mamma is so cross eyed your daddy left her for seeing someone on the side.

[espn1]

Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu

[District303aPastPlayer]

yo mama is so fat, lil kids get lost walking around her :)

[SintonFan_inAustin]

Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

[gobbler84]

I saw yo mama caring a pig down the street, I asked her where she got it and the pig said I won her in a raffle.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama`s so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.

Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.

Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.

Yo mama's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds

Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

[District303aPastPlayer]

yo mamas so fat, she dont have dreams... she has motion pictures

[44INAROW]

Hey CoolAid :D

[hata_hurta06]

yo mama's so fat....her pictures are heavy

[hata_hurta06]

yo mam's so fat.....her wedding ring was made by spandx

[hata_hurta06]

yo mama's teeth so big she floss with a blanket

[hata_hurta06]

yo mama's so fat she sweat butter and syrup and got a job at ihop whipping pancakes across her head!!

[Heyoverthere]

yo momma is like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet

[District303aPastPlayer]

Yo mama so dumb, she admitted to havin you :)

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Yo mama so fat, she can't wear a Malcolm X jacket because helicopters mistake it for a landing spot. (dated i know)


I have a couple other good ones, but they're a little R rated for this board!:devil:

[raider red 2000]

yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters

[raider red 2000]

yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

[GreenMonster]

Your Mama's so old and fat that you can't tell the difference between her rolls and her wrinkles.

[wedo]

yo mom is so short she can hang glide on a dorito.

[piratebg]

Yo mama is so nasty her breath failed the states emission test.

Yo mama is so nasty that when she takes off her panties it sounds like velcro.

Yo mama is so fat that she sells shade in the summer.

Yo mama is so dumb that when the doctor told her that she had to take a pregnency test, she asked how long did she have to study.

Yo mama is so dumb she though menopause was a button on the remote.

[piratebg]

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to apply for a Texas drivers license they gave her an Oklahoma one instead.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into a haunted house, she walked out with a job application.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she tryed to enter herself in an ugly contest the up front said, "Sorry, amateurs only."

[sahen]

yo momma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out

[District303aPastPlayer]

Yo mama's so broke, the last time she smelled a hot meal, a rich man farted...

[piratebg]

Yo mam is so poor that when I walked inside of her house and dropped a cigarette on the floor she said, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet!!! Praise the Lord, we have heat!!!"

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

how long is this stupid thread gonna go on for?!?!?!? c'mon, seriously

[piratebg]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
how long is this stupid thread gonna go on for?!?!?!? c'mon, seriously


Till we run out of things to say. :D

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

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[bullfrog_alumni_02]

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[whtfbplaya]

is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

[whtfbplaya]

is so fat she took a shower and didnt get her feet wet.

[whtfbplaya]

is so fat the weather man said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and crackers and ran outside.

[AP Panther Fan]

Yo mommas so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.:eek:


I can't believe I just posted that!:D

[RdaleBoi08]

Yo Mama is so stupid i went to her caught her starin at the OJ for 20mins cuz it said "concentrate"

[whtfbplaya]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Yo mommas so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.:eek:


I can't believe I just posted that!:D

You mommas so hairy she got rug burn when she was born.

[RdaleBoi08]

Yo Mama so stupid she went to a CLippers game to get her a haircut

[whtfbplaya]

Originally posted by RdaleBoi08
Yo Mama so stupid she went to a CLippers game to get her a haircut

Nice sig:D

[RdaleBoi08]

Ya lol

[District303aPastPlayer]

ttt

and merge, thanks :)

[EricDraven]

"Quit talkin' bout his momma. He's sensisitive since she gnawed through her rope and jumped the back fence."

[pirate44]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
ttt

and merge, thanks :)
I thought there was already one, but when i did the search, i typed in "momma" instead of "mama