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AP Panther Fan
04-07-2006, 03:00 PM
A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the #@%! out of him...
Like his MOMMA used to do.
Ranger Mom
04-07-2006, 03:06 PM
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Do people REALLY mend socks??
Adidas410s
04-07-2006, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Then I turned around and smacked the #@%! out of him...
Like his MOMMA used to do.
And then he kicked ya right out of the house didn't he??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
AP Panther Fan
04-07-2006, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Do people REALLY mend socks??
nah, not anymore...we have your favorite store (Walmart) to make life easier on us.;) :D
mrescape43
04-07-2006, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
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Do people REALLY mend socks??
Not around my house. My wife thinks she should get an award if she sews a button back on! LOL
AP Panther Fan
04-07-2006, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
And then he kicked ya right out of the house didn't he??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You're pretty funny...but, umm, NO!
pirate4state
04-07-2006, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
And then he kicked ya right out of the house didn't he??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :confused: But then how would he find anything? :evillaugh
mrescape43
04-07-2006, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
:confused: But then how would he find anything? :evillaugh
Finding things would be easy. Everything would be all over the floor.
pirate4state
04-07-2006, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by mrescape43
Finding things would be easy. Everything would be all over the floor. :doh:
AP Panther Fan
04-07-2006, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by mrescape43
Finding things would be easy. Everything would be all over the floor.
LOL...sad but true!:D
Actually, my husband is pretty good at the cooking and cleaning ... when he wants to.... :D
Bullaholic
04-07-2006, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL...sad but true!:D
Actually, my husband is pretty good at the cooking and cleaning ... when he wants to.... :D
When does he WANT to, AP. :D
AP Panther Fan
04-07-2006, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
When does he WANT to, AP. :D
Not often enough, unfortunately. :(
He's definitely the better cook between the two of us and when he starts a little task, he is more meticulous than I am. I tend to get side-tracked and leave things unfinished or I get bored and start something else. :nerd: :nerd: :D
Bullaholic
04-07-2006, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Not often enough, unfortunately. :(
He's definitely the better cook between the two of us and when he starts a little task, he is more meticulous than I am. I tend to get side-tracked and leave things unfinished or I get bored and start something else. :nerd: :nerd: :D
I guess you could say that you have "Attention Deficit Shortorder", then?
AP Panther Fan
04-07-2006, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
I guess you could say that you have "Attention Deficit Shortorder", then?
LOL...yes, or some similar dysfunction.:D
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