For the Ladies.....

[AP Panther Fan]

A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the #@%! out of him...

Like his MOMMA used to do.

[Ranger Mom]

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Do people REALLY mend socks??

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Then I turned around and smacked the #@%! out of him...

Like his MOMMA used to do.

And then he kicked ya right out of the house didn't he??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
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Do people REALLY mend socks??

nah, not anymore...we have your favorite store (Walmart) to make life easier on us.;) :D

[mrescape43]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
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Do people REALLY mend socks??

Not around my house. My wife thinks she should get an award if she sews a button back on! LOL

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
And then he kicked ya right out of the house didn't he??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You're pretty funny...but, umm, NO!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
And then he kicked ya right out of the house didn't he??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :confused: But then how would he find anything? :evillaugh

[mrescape43]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:confused: But then how would he find anything? :evillaugh

Finding things would be easy. Everything would be all over the floor.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by mrescape43
Finding things would be easy. Everything would be all over the floor. :doh:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by mrescape43
Finding things would be easy. Everything would be all over the floor.


LOL...sad but true!:D

Actually, my husband is pretty good at the cooking and cleaning ... when he wants to.... :D

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL...sad but true!:D

Actually, my husband is pretty good at the cooking and cleaning ... when he wants to.... :D

When does he WANT to, AP. :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
When does he WANT to, AP. :D


Not often enough, unfortunately. :(

He's definitely the better cook between the two of us and when he starts a little task, he is more meticulous than I am. I tend to get side-tracked and leave things unfinished or I get bored and start something else. :nerd: :nerd: :D

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Not often enough, unfortunately. :(

He's definitely the better cook between the two of us and when he starts a little task, he is more meticulous than I am. I tend to get side-tracked and leave things unfinished or I get bored and start something else. :nerd: :nerd: :D

I guess you could say that you have "Attention Deficit Shortorder", then?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I guess you could say that you have "Attention Deficit Shortorder", then?


LOL...yes, or some similar dysfunction.:D