Peanuts.....

[AP Panther Fan]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, We just love the chocolate around them."

It pays to be careful around old people.



:D :D :D

[LH Panther Mom]

Ewwwwww! :eek: :eek: :D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Ewwwwww! :eek: :eek: :D
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Did that imply what I think it did?:D

[AP Panther Fan]

HEY....old folks are thrifty! Waste not, want not and all that stuff!:D

[mrescape43]

I think them sweet little old ladys were just rinsing that nasty chocolate off the peanuts for him! :D :D

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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Did that imply what I think it did?:D
If you think it implied that I wouldn't want to eat peanuts that someone else had been sucking on, then you're right. :D If you think it implied something else....Ewwwww! :eek: :eek: :p

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
HEY....old folks are thrifty! Waste not, want not and all that stuff!:D
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And dogs do eat cat doo doo.:eek: Why? Because cat's don't fully process their food. You can thank espn1 for making sure we all know that.;)

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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And dogs do eat cat doo doo.:eek: Why? Because cat's don't fully process their food. You can thank espn1 for making sure we all know that.;)


Well I was fortunate enough to miss that on ESPN...and then along you come!:p :D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Well I was fortunate enough to miss that on ESPN...and then along you come!:p :D
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:eek: :D
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The Scoop on Poop (http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=42307&highlight=poop)
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lol

[bulldogbark]

well at least they were unsalted by the time the bus driver got them ....healthy recycled peanuts:D

[AP Panther Fan]

Ohhhh, now I get it...not ESPN the tv station.:rolleyes: :D

That website had just waaay tooo much information.:nerd:

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Ohhhh, now I get it...not ESPN the tv station.:rolleyes: :D

That website had just waaay tooo much information.:nerd:
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lol
I read it all... corn, peanuts and other shtuff....:p

[espn1]

Helpful Link (http://www.depend.com/offers/sweepstakes.asp)

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by espn1
Helpful Link (http://www.depend.com/offers/sweepstakes.asp)
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But old folks just use coffee filters in their jocks, I thought.:confused: