Joke

[Phil C]

A Texan was visiting some friends in Chicago, Illinois one time when they decided to play a joke on him. They put two big turtles in the bed where their guest was to sleep. When he got into bed he yelled out "What is this?"
One of the Illinois friends said "It is ok. It is just some Illinois bed bugs."
The Texan replied before going to sleep "Small little creatures aren't they?"



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