husband in big trouble

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our
driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

[Old Tiger]

lol

[3afan]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our
driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

now THATS a good joke for this forum!!! :thumbsup:

[LH Panther Mom]

:doh: :doh: That's right up there with answering yes to "Honey, do these pants make my butt look fat?". Some guys never learn. :D

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
:doh: :doh: That's right up there with answering yes to "Honey, do these pants make my butt look fat?". Some guys never learn. :D

Haha, I've never fallen for this "trick" and I always think to myself upon being asked that question "No, your fat butt is what makes your butt look fat not the pants."

[smustangs]

great joke haha :clap:

[pantherpop]

Very funny!!

[neck_06]

LOL! :eek: :eek: