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CHS_CG
03-17-2006, 01:50 AM
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"



The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"



The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."


The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


:D :D :D
wos fan1
03-17-2006, 02:14 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap: :D
MHSvarsity2007
03-17-2006, 03:06 AM
haha :clap:
gobbler84
03-17-2006, 08:36 AM
I'm so lost/confused!!!
marlin fan
03-17-2006, 08:39 AM
yay my sis made a funny!!!
PPHSfan
03-17-2006, 08:40 AM
Brilliant
mrescape43
03-17-2006, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"



The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"



The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."


The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


:D :D :D

:devil: :devil: :thumbsup:
pirate4state
03-17-2006, 09:56 AM
http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gif

:clap: good one!!! :D
Ranger Mom
03-17-2006, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by gobbler84
I'm so lost/confused!!!

Ahhhh KJ!! Your innocence is refreshing!!:)
Old Tiger
03-17-2006, 11:57 AM
lol:clap: :D
CHS_CG
03-17-2006, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by gobbler84
I'm so lost/confused!!!


KJ.. you must be the 80 year old man lol
pirate44
03-17-2006, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
KJ.. you must be the 80 year old man lol
im kinda confused myself. :confused:
SPF25
03-17-2006, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
im kinda confused myself. :confused:

hey babe i will explain it to you later. lol;)
CHS_CG
03-17-2006, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by SPF25
hey babe i will explain it to you later. lol;)

men:doh: :doh: :doh:
DaHop72
03-17-2006, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
men:doh: :doh: :doh: WOMEN!!!!!!!!:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
pirate4state
03-17-2006, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by SPF25
hey babe i will explain it to you later. lol;) NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!! :D :clap: :D