dutchman
03-14-2006, 12:09 PM
(FYI just in case you ain’t lerned any other way!)
Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple of days but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and no dirty dishes.
The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking.
On the first day, he didn't see any results. The next day was
better. By the third day, he saw a clean house, the dishes were done, and she had a huge meal on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Gotta love those Texas Women!!!
Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple of days but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and no dirty dishes.
The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking.
On the first day, he didn't see any results. The next day was
better. By the third day, he saw a clean house, the dishes were done, and she had a huge meal on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Gotta love those Texas Women!!!