New Words Challenge

[sinton66]

I did this a couple of years ago, and thought it was worth bringing back.

There's a newspaper in New York that sponsor's a contest where the object is to change one letter only in a word and come up with a new word and definition. The letter can be changed, added or deleted, but one letter only. Here is one year's list of winners.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a-hole.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration (n.): The act of making a large expenditure, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Try it, it's fun.

[Eagle6Man]

Mach.....

A month of the year that goes very fast, especially when taxes are due.

[Eagle6Man]

Declaraton

A very heavy statement.

[Eagle6Man]

Taxprayer

A plea for help to a higher being before April 15.

(Any idea what I am doing this evening?)

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Eagle6Man
(Any idea what I am doing this evening?)
Yes, and I get the impression that you should be doing your taxes instead. :p

[Eagle6Man]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Yes, and I get the impression that you should be doing your taxes instead. :p

LOLO..ok, one more...I couldn't resist..

Refun

The feeling a person feels when they figure they have money coming back from taxes.
:D

[Bullaholic]

fatulation - Name for the process which happens when you eat a second Big Mac and fries at McDonalds.

[Eagle6Man]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
fatulation - Name for the process which happens when you eat a second Big Mac and fries at McDonalds.

Infatulation:

Thinking about having a 2nd Big Mac at McDonalds

[Eagle6Man]

Penjury

A place where people are held for lying to the courts.

[Eagle6Man]

Thanks to Sinton 66 for now making me look at words in a new light. I'll never get my taxes done!:rolleyes:

[Bullaholic]

croctologist - Term used to describe Steve Irwin.

[Eagle6Man]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
croctologist - Term used to describe Steve Irwin.

OR a person who studies a lot of BS....lol sorry, couldn't resist.

[Eagle6Man]

Remindher

A notification to your wife you are playing golf next week....

LOL, I'm cracking myself up here....:D

[sinton66]

GINCITE: The strategic application of alcohol just to stir things up.

[Eagle6Man]

MANNAGER:

A female who tells a man what to do and plans his day..

I"M Killing myself here..lolololol

[sinton66]

PASSISTANT: An underling that loves to WATCH you work.

[Eagle6Man]

trainerd

A person with great computer knowledge that shows others how to operate it.

(I'm crying here)

[sinton66]

SPARACLETE: An extra spirit you keep in the trunk, just in case.

[PPHSfan]

narcissigelastic


a person that laughs at his or her own silliness.

[sinton66]

SNEICE: Sibling's daughter with a cold

[Eagle6Man]

Nephpew

A sibling's son who stinks....

LOLOLOLOL

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
narcissigelastic


a person that laughs at his or her own silliness.

See also Eagle6Man

:D

[Eagle6Man]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
See also Eagle6Man

:D

I stand guilty..:D

But I really am liking this game!!

[Eagle6Man]

Discussin

Verbal dialog between two people in Arkansas

hahahahahahahahaha

[sinton66]

STINKLER: A device, when coupled to a garden hose, used to ventilate flatulation outside of one's house.
(You get extra points if it "sings"):D :D :D

[Eagle6Man]

Teephone

A sport whereby little 6 year olds get to place a communication device on a stand and swat it with a bat.

[piratebg]

Passer- The guy who tells you marrying your cousin is against God's law, then takes your money on Sundays.

[sinton66]

NIMBICILE: A graceful moron.

[Eagle6Man]

Painther

A very large cat like animal that can contract to touch up the outside of a house.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
narcissigelastic


a person that laughs at his or her own silliness.
.
and you know me well too...:D

[sinton66]

GIDIOT: A "happy" dumb-a$$:D

[Eagle6Man]

Merlots

An extreme amount of wine.

[Bullaholic]

jugmentation - Breast enhancement

[Eagle6Man]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
jugmentation - Breast enhancement


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHA

[sinton66]

SEXPEDITE: To get it over quickly so you can go watch football.:D

[Eagle6Man]

tirish

Putting a rope around someone from an Island west of England.

[Eagle6Man]

Originally posted by sinton66
SEXPEDITE: To get it over quickly so you can go watch football.:D

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Bullaholic]

daysfunction - When Cialis lasts a lot longer than that 4 hours they warned you about in the commercial.

[piratebg]

CLAMYDIA- occurs when clams attatch themselves to the genitals of unsuspectind skinny dippers

[Eagle6Man]

SPATULAD

A warning from an Irish father to his son if he continues to misbehave.

[piratebg]

EXTRADIKE- term used to describe a lesbian's mistress

[sinton66]

FARTFULLY: A cunning, masterful technique to break wind.

[Eagle6Man]

SHLOP

What people do at a mall, and have no idea what they are going for.

[sinton66]

FADMIT: to confess a gullibility to whats "in".

[Eagle6Man]

ADMITT

An advertisement for a catcher's glove in the newspaper.

[Bullaholic]

endearmint - Poisonous candy used to kill a spouse.

[SintonFan]

sthrereo- one who can post simultaneously in two different threads

[Eagle6Man]

DaHopi

A type of indian tribe that can sing in a specific key.

[sinton66]

HEINYOUS: large, extremely wicked butts.:D

[PPHSfan]

benightedpundit


A downlower who doesn't understand PPHSfan's protracted elocution.

[Eagle6Man]

SINTONY

A very powerful man who makes mistakes like we do.:D

[sinton66]

PPHSfan, pm box is full.;)

[Bullaholic]

boltergeist - One who haunts the Downlow and then leaves abruptly. See-PPHSFan.

[sinton66]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
boltergeist - One who haunts the Downlow and then leaves abruptly. See-PPHSFan. :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Eagle6Man]

Snydern

A person in a specific area of west Texas that uses a byword.:D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Eagle6Man
SINTONY

A very powerful man who makes mistakes like we do.:D
.
*shaking finger at you*
Don't mess w/da GodFather!!!
:D

[piratebg]

TESTICKLE

male reproductive glands preserved in a solution of brine or vinegar; what a wife does to her husbands gear after he is caught cheating

[Bullaholic]

hornographic - Term used to describe USC's 2005 Rose Bowl experience.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by sinton66
:clap: :clap: :clap:
.
I agree!

[Eagle6Man]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
*shaking finger at you*
Don't mess w/da GodFather!!!
:D

I'd never ever mess with Phil C. :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
boltergeist - One who haunts the Downlow and then leaves abruptly. See-PPHSFan.

That's the best one so far.

We love you PPHSfan, don't leave us again!!!!!:inlove: :kiss: :inlove: :kiss: :inlove:

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
hornographic - Term used to describe USC's 2005 Rose Bowl experience.

Brilliant

[Bullaholic]

I learned at the "knee" of the master......:D

[sinton66]

WHINO: an intoxicated poster who likes to complain.:hand:

[piratebg]

RANGLERMOM


RangerMom on Saturday night :D

[sinton66]

SPATIENCE: While on the space station, waiting for the cosmonaut to get off the throne so you can have a go at it.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by sinton66
SPATIENCE: While on the space station, waiting for the cosmonaut to get off the throne so you can have a go at it.

ROFL

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by sinton66
SPATIENCE: While on the space station, waiting for the cosmonaut to get off the throne so you can have a go at it.
.
LOL!:clap:

[sinton66]

Come on folks, I know you can do it.;)

[Eagle6Man]

I have a word hangover:D

[pero chato]

Castroted - to be cut off from the cigar trade with Cuba.

[Bullaholic]

rescume - Name for appeal for help made by a husband when he tells the truth about how his wife's behind looks in a new dress.

[zeus63]

Originally posted by Eagle6Man
I have a word hangover:D

We can work with this.

HANGEVER- chronic state of hangover

[sinton66]

DODGER what ya gotta be when Ya Ya's throwing those newts around.;)