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sinton66
03-12-2006, 08:50 PM
I did this a couple of years ago, and thought it was worth bringing back.
There's a newspaper in New York that sponsor's a contest where the object is to change one letter only in a word and come up with a new word and definition. The letter can be changed, added or deleted, but one letter only. Here is one year's list of winners.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a-hole.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future.
Cashtration (n.): The act of making a large expenditure, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Try it, it's fun.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 09:20 PM
Mach.....
A month of the year that goes very fast, especially when taxes are due.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 09:23 PM
Declaraton
A very heavy statement.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 09:27 PM
Taxprayer
A plea for help to a higher being before April 15.
(Any idea what I am doing this evening?)
LH Panther Mom
03-12-2006, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Eagle6Man
(Any idea what I am doing this evening?)
Yes, and I get the impression that you should be doing your taxes instead. :p
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Yes, and I get the impression that you should be doing your taxes instead. :p
LOLO..ok, one more...I couldn't resist..
Refun
The feeling a person feels when they figure they have money coming back from taxes.
:D
Bullaholic
03-12-2006, 09:38 PM
fatulation - Name for the process which happens when you eat a second Big Mac and fries at McDonalds.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
fatulation - Name for the process which happens when you eat a second Big Mac and fries at McDonalds.
Infatulation:
Thinking about having a 2nd Big Mac at McDonalds
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 09:46 PM
Penjury
A place where people are held for lying to the courts.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 09:47 PM
Thanks to Sinton 66 for now making me look at words in a new light. I'll never get my taxes done!:rolleyes:
Bullaholic
03-12-2006, 09:55 PM
croctologist - Term used to describe Steve Irwin.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
croctologist - Term used to describe Steve Irwin.
OR a person who studies a lot of BS....lol sorry, couldn't resist.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:02 PM
Remindher
A notification to your wife you are playing golf next week....
LOL, I'm cracking myself up here....:D
sinton66
03-12-2006, 10:02 PM
GINCITE: The strategic application of alcohol just to stir things up.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:12 PM
MANNAGER:
A female who tells a man what to do and plans his day..
I"M Killing myself here..lolololol
sinton66
03-12-2006, 10:13 PM
PASSISTANT: An underling that loves to WATCH you work.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:16 PM
trainerd
A person with great computer knowledge that shows others how to operate it.
(I'm crying here)
sinton66
03-12-2006, 10:19 PM
SPARACLETE: An extra spirit you keep in the trunk, just in case.
PPHSfan
03-12-2006, 10:21 PM
narcissigelastic
a person that laughs at his or her own silliness.
sinton66
03-12-2006, 10:22 PM
SNEICE: Sibling's daughter with a cold
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:24 PM
Nephpew
A sibling's son who stinks....
LOLOLOLOL
PPHSfan
03-12-2006, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
narcissigelastic
a person that laughs at his or her own silliness.
See also Eagle6Man
:D
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
See also Eagle6Man
:D
I stand guilty..:D
But I really am liking this game!!
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:29 PM
Discussin
Verbal dialog between two people in Arkansas
hahahahahahahahaha
sinton66
03-12-2006, 10:30 PM
STINKLER: A device, when coupled to a garden hose, used to ventilate flatulation outside of one's house.
(You get extra points if it "sings"):D :D :D
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:35 PM
Teephone
A sport whereby little 6 year olds get to place a communication device on a stand and swat it with a bat.
piratebg
03-12-2006, 10:39 PM
Passer- The guy who tells you marrying your cousin is against God's law, then takes your money on Sundays.
sinton66
03-12-2006, 10:39 PM
NIMBICILE: A graceful moron.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:44 PM
Painther
A very large cat like animal that can contract to touch up the outside of a house.
SintonFan
03-12-2006, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
narcissigelastic
a person that laughs at his or her own silliness.
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and you know me well too...:D
sinton66
03-12-2006, 10:45 PM
GIDIOT: A "happy" dumb-a$$:D
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:47 PM
Merlots
An extreme amount of wine.
Bullaholic
03-12-2006, 10:49 PM
jugmentation - Breast enhancement
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
jugmentation - Breast enhancement
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHA
sinton66
03-12-2006, 10:52 PM
SEXPEDITE: To get it over quickly so you can go watch football.:D
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:53 PM
tirish
Putting a rope around someone from an Island west of England.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by sinton66
SEXPEDITE: To get it over quickly so you can go watch football.:D
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Bullaholic
03-12-2006, 10:55 PM
daysfunction - When Cialis lasts a lot longer than that 4 hours they warned you about in the commercial.
piratebg
03-12-2006, 10:55 PM
CLAMYDIA- occurs when clams attatch themselves to the genitals of unsuspectind skinny dippers
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 10:57 PM
SPATULAD
A warning from an Irish father to his son if he continues to misbehave.
piratebg
03-12-2006, 10:59 PM
EXTRADIKE- term used to describe a lesbian's mistress
sinton66
03-12-2006, 11:00 PM
FARTFULLY: A cunning, masterful technique to break wind.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 11:00 PM
SHLOP
What people do at a mall, and have no idea what they are going for.
sinton66
03-12-2006, 11:02 PM
FADMIT: to confess a gullibility to whats "in".
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 11:04 PM
ADMITT
An advertisement for a catcher's glove in the newspaper.
Bullaholic
03-12-2006, 11:07 PM
endearmint - Poisonous candy used to kill a spouse.
SintonFan
03-12-2006, 11:10 PM
sthrereo- one who can post simultaneously in two different threads
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 11:11 PM
DaHopi
A type of indian tribe that can sing in a specific key.
sinton66
03-12-2006, 11:12 PM
HEINYOUS: large, extremely wicked butts.:D
PPHSfan
03-12-2006, 11:12 PM
benightedpundit
A downlower who doesn't understand PPHSfan's protracted elocution.
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 11:14 PM
SINTONY
A very powerful man who makes mistakes like we do.:D
sinton66
03-12-2006, 11:14 PM
PPHSfan, pm box is full.;)
Bullaholic
03-12-2006, 11:16 PM
boltergeist - One who haunts the Downlow and then leaves abruptly. See-PPHSFan.
sinton66
03-12-2006, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
boltergeist - One who haunts the Downlow and then leaves abruptly. See-PPHSFan. :clap: :clap: :clap:
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 11:17 PM
Snydern
A person in a specific area of west Texas that uses a byword.:D
SintonFan
03-12-2006, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Eagle6Man
SINTONY
A very powerful man who makes mistakes like we do.:D
.
*shaking finger at you*
Don't mess w/da GodFather!!!
:D
piratebg
03-12-2006, 11:20 PM
TESTICKLE
male reproductive glands preserved in a solution of brine or vinegar; what a wife does to her husbands gear after he is caught cheating
Bullaholic
03-12-2006, 11:20 PM
hornographic - Term used to describe USC's 2005 Rose Bowl experience.
SintonFan
03-12-2006, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by sinton66
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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I agree!
Eagle6Man
03-12-2006, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
.
*shaking finger at you*
Don't mess w/da GodFather!!!
:D
I'd never ever mess with Phil C. :D
Ranger Mom
03-12-2006, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
boltergeist - One who haunts the Downlow and then leaves abruptly. See-PPHSFan.
That's the best one so far.
We love you PPHSfan, don't leave us again!!!!!:inlove: :kiss: :inlove: :kiss: :inlove:
PPHSfan
03-12-2006, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
hornographic - Term used to describe USC's 2005 Rose Bowl experience.
Brilliant
Bullaholic
03-12-2006, 11:30 PM
I learned at the "knee" of the master......:D
sinton66
03-12-2006, 11:42 PM
WHINO: an intoxicated poster who likes to complain.:hand:
piratebg
03-12-2006, 11:54 PM
RANGLERMOM
RangerMom on Saturday night :D
sinton66
03-13-2006, 12:08 AM
SPATIENCE: While on the space station, waiting for the cosmonaut to get off the throne so you can have a go at it.
PPHSfan
03-13-2006, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by sinton66
SPATIENCE: While on the space station, waiting for the cosmonaut to get off the throne so you can have a go at it.
ROFL
SintonFan
03-13-2006, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by sinton66
SPATIENCE: While on the space station, waiting for the cosmonaut to get off the throne so you can have a go at it.
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LOL!:clap:
sinton66
03-13-2006, 09:12 AM
Come on folks, I know you can do it.;)
Eagle6Man
03-13-2006, 09:13 AM
I have a word hangover:D
pero chato
03-13-2006, 01:31 PM
Castroted - to be cut off from the cigar trade with Cuba.
Bullaholic
03-13-2006, 01:45 PM
rescume - Name for appeal for help made by a husband when he tells the truth about how his wife's behind looks in a new dress.
zeus63
03-13-2006, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Eagle6Man
I have a word hangover:D
We can work with this.
HANGEVER- chronic state of hangover
sinton66
03-13-2006, 07:37 PM
DODGER what ya gotta be when Ya Ya's throwing those newts around.;)
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