AP Panther Fan
03-02-2006, 09:38 AM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a sh**head. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a sh**head. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.