joke

[3afan]

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: Elegant Lady, I
was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell
upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into
the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can
marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of
lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion
cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't
freakin' think so!"

[PPHSfan]

Q: What does a woman do after fixing my dinner?


















A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.:p

[briefcase]

:doh: :doh: :doh:

[pancho villa]

Why did god make women?

Cause sheep can't do the dishes.

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Why did god make women?

Cause sheep can't do the dishes.

Dang Panco! Your asking for it, arent you.
That was funny though.

[Old Green]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Why did god make women?

Cause sheep can't do the dishes. LoL:D :clap:

[Blastoderm55]

Great joke, horrible feedback.

[zeus63]

Hope I don't get blasted for this one.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told her twice.

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by zeus63
Hope I don't get blasted for this one.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told her twice.

im sitting back while that hits the fan

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by zeus63
Hope I don't get blasted for this one.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told her twice.

LOL!

[pancho villa]

Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."

[mrescape43]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."

How true it is! LOL :D :D

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Q: What does a woman do after fixing my dinner?


















A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.:p :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[44INAROW]

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.


******* there are a few exceptions :D

[fb_gurl]

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush
restaurant and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady
swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "do you know her?"

Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She
took to drinking right after we divorced 7 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

My God!" said the wife. "Who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?"

[HighSchool Fan]

A Russian man is walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 100 rubles. "No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 rubles?"

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, 20?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 10?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Oh, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Q: What does a woman do after fixing my dinner?


















A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.:p
LMAO:D

[zeus63]

Q: How do you fix a broken dishwasher?


A: Kick her in the butt and tell her to get back to work.


(Just kidding ladies.)

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by zeus63
Q: How do you fix a broken dishwasher?


A: Kick her in the butt and tell her to get back to work.


(Just kidding ladies.) :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Phantom Stang]

Do women really need to wear a watch?



Nah....There's a clock on the stove.:D

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by Phantom Stang
Do women really need to wear a watch?



Nah....There's a clock on the stove.:D

lol...i can't cook to save my life!! :D

[PPHSfan]

Why do women have small feet?












So the can stand close to the sink.:p

[pancho villa]

Why do women have breasts?






So men will talk to them.

[PPHSfan]

Q: Why do women fake it?


















A: Because they think we care.:D

[WOSgrad]

A man and his wife were on a park bench the day of their 50th wedding anniversary and the man was sobbing uncontrollably. The wife, befuddled, asked her husband, "Dear, why are you crying?"

The husband responded between sobs, "Do you remember when your father caught us rolling in the hay and said that I would have to marry you or I would spend the next 50 years in jail?"

The wife cooed, "Why, yes I do."

The husband then wailed, "If I would have gone to jail I would be a free man today!"

[zeus63]

Originally posted by WOSgrad
A man and his wife were on a park bench the day of their 50th wedding anniversary and the man was sobbing uncontrollably. The wife, befuddled, asked her husband, "Dear, why are you crying?"

The husband responded between sobs, "Do you remember when your father caught us rolling in the hay and said that I would have to marry you or I would spend the next 50 years in jail?"

The wife cooed, "Why, yes I do."

The husband then wailed, "If I would have gone to jail I would be a free man today!"


HAHAHAHA!!!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by WOSgrad
A man and his wife were on a park bench the day of their 50th wedding anniversary and the man was sobbing uncontrollably. The wife, befuddled, asked her husband, "Dear, why are you crying?"

The husband responded between sobs, "Do you remember when your father caught us rolling in the hay and said that I would have to marry you or I would spend the next 50 years in jail?"

The wife cooed, "Why, yes I do."

The husband then wailed, "If I would have gone to jail I would be a free man today!"

haha thats just wrong