CHS_CG
02-27-2006, 01:51 PM
Thanks P4S for fwd'n me this joke..
Sunday Morning Sex
>
> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling . .
>
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went
> straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother
> and comfort her.
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He
> had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old
> having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear,"
replied
> granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out
the
> best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It
was
> just the right rhythm.
> Nice and slow and even . . . Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the
Ding
> and out on the Dong."
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
if the
> ice cream truck hadn't come along,
Sunday Morning Sex
>
> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling . .
>
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went
> straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother
> and comfort her.
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He
> had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old
> having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear,"
replied
> granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out
the
> best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It
was
> just the right rhythm.
> Nice and slow and even . . . Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the
Ding
> and out on the Dong."
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
if the
> ice cream truck hadn't come along,