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HighSchool Fan
02-17-2006, 09:37 AM
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, " You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands ."

One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done,
the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with
a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure
that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!
District303aPastPlayer
02-17-2006, 09:52 AM
wrong.... just wrong....
Old Tiger
02-17-2006, 10:08 AM
lol
bigO
02-17-2006, 10:08 AM
3 engineers were standing around one day, discussing the construction of the human body. The electrical engineer says 'it had to be an electrical engineer who contsructed humans, with nerve endings, and things of that nature going on inside us'. The structural engineer stands up and says 'no, it had to be a structural engineer with the bone structure and things like that. Without it, we wouldn't be able to stand.' Next the civil engineer stands up and says 'you are both wrong, it had to be a civil engineer - who else would put a toxic waste dump in a recreational area'.
3afan
02-17-2006, 10:30 AM
:doh:
CHS_CG
02-17-2006, 10:30 AM
that is too funny!
olddawggreen
02-17-2006, 11:13 AM
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MHSvarsity2007
02-17-2006, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, " You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands ."

One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done,
the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with
a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure
that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!

hahahahahaha!!!!! :clap: