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District303aPastPlayer
02-16-2006, 11:33 AM
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."

He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
MHSvarsity2007
02-16-2006, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."

He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

haha i'll have to remember that :thinking:
SnyTigBaseB07
02-17-2006, 12:09 AM
haha...i bet thats something thats really happened, thats just too good not to be true!
SintonFan
02-17-2006, 12:38 AM
I personally know of two DPS Troopers who read this board everyday.:eek: :D :p
MHSvarsity2007
02-17-2006, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by SintonFan
I personally know of two DPS Troopers who read this board everyday.:eek: :D :p

haha oops. :eek:
District303aPastPlayer
02-17-2006, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
haha oops. :eek:

i hope they dont live in Sinton...

but if you do... i didnt mean it :D
AP Panther Fan
02-17-2006, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
i hope they dont live in Sinton...

but if you do... i didnt mean it :D


LOL....why don't you just go ahead and give them the make, model and license plate on your vehicle. Maybe they will at least appreciate not having to track you down.:D
BHBrave08
02-18-2006, 09:11 PM
LOL... thats pretty funny.:D :clap:
Old Tiger
02-18-2006, 09:53 PM
lol
Pmoney
02-19-2006, 12:10 PM
haha thats a hilarious joke
Phantom Stang
02-19-2006, 12:57 PM
The possibility of it really happening makes it even more funny.:D
District303aPastPlayer
02-19-2006, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Phantom Stang
The possibility of it really happening makes it even more funny.:D

i swear i am going to use that if that ever happens.
MARLINDOGS
02-19-2006, 06:11 PM
LOL.:D :D