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20dawgz05
02-01-2006, 06:48 PM
Sorry if u have read this or if its been posted b4 :)



So true...
Body: TEXAS

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like,

"Do you have any cows?"
"Do you have horses?"
"Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be... As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing
thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the
chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge! forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas
Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in
Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, ZZ Top, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B. Johnson and George Bush.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE,! Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is beautiful summer thunder storms.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. And what about the 2006 National Champions, the University of TEXAS Longhorns? Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

No one does anything bigger or better than it's done in Texas.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its
flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

...and dont even lie to yourself... Texas has the hottest girls. Big Daddy lives here too so please dont forget about him.

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on.

mac77
02-01-2006, 07:02 PM
Ol Gary P. Nunn said it all we he wrote, "What I like about Texas." After spending a long time in Asia, I can't count how many times I got that same question, "What's it like to live in Texas?" Sure does make ya homesick when you're away!

olddawggreen
02-01-2006, 09:36 PM
That was great, thanks for posting it!:)

CHS_CG
02-01-2006, 09:43 PM
that is soo awesome and true! Thanks 20dawgs!

olddawggreen
02-01-2006, 09:58 PM
When I was younger I spent time traveling in different countries while in the Navy and also worked overseas as a civilian for a short time. It seemed that just about every country had a bar named the Texas Bar (at least thats what the sign said outside). Never saw one named the Iowa Bar or the Ohio Bar :eek: :eek:

Bullaholic
02-01-2006, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by olddawggreen
When I was younger I spent time traveling in different countries while in the Navy and also worked overseas as a civilian for a short time. It seemed that just about every country had a bar named the Texas Bar (at least thats what the sign said outside). Never saw one named the Iowa Bar or the Ohio Bar :eek: :eek:

Well now, olddawg...Wouldn't what you saw sorta depend on whether they threw you out face down or face up, and how fast you were running away from those guys with the "SP" armbands? :D

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 10:12 PM
you gotta love texas! :)

LH OffseasonVet
02-01-2006, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by 20dawgz05

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its
flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!



If you've ever been over to Texasbob.com you might have seen this quote:

"Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word."
-John Steinbeck

RMAC
02-01-2006, 11:22 PM
I think our boys in Little Texas said it best: "God Blessed Texas"

oh, and we do have the best women.

GreenMonster
02-01-2006, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by mac77
Ol Gary P. Nunn said it all we he wrote, "What I like about Texas." After spending a long time in Asia, I can't count how many times I got that same question, "What's it like to live in Texas?" Sure does make ya homesick when you're away!


:clap: :clap: Gary P is from MY HOMETOWN Iowa Park,TEXAS. His little brother, Karl, lives within a football field of my front door. He is a graduate of Iowa Park High School where his mother and father were school teachers.

olddawggreen
02-02-2006, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Well now, olddawg...Wouldn't what you saw sorta depend on whether they threw you out face down or face up, and how fast you were running away from those guys with the "SP" armbands? :D

Ha! Of course I never actually admitted going inside one of those places :D But if I ever did, I would have definatly checked out all of the exits as soon as I went in, to find the fastest way out just in case there was a reason for those SPs to come running through the front door. ;) , at least thats what I would have done if I had ever gone in in the first place. :eek: :devil: