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Ranger Mom
01-31-2006, 10:16 PM
"I read this before, but couldn't remember if it was on here or not....it was just as funny the 2nd time!

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "member" hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school on her lunch hour

STANG RED
01-31-2006, 10:18 PM
Now thats my kind of kid! I bet his name is little johnny.

SintonFan
01-31-2006, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by STANG RED
Now thats my kind of kid! I bet his name is little johnny.
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Close, but I bet the kid's name is more like Jeremiah or Joel.:D

mrescape43
01-31-2006, 10:50 PM
Good Joke.

:D :D :D

CHS_CG
01-31-2006, 10:52 PM
Too funny.. kids do the funniest things sometimes.

MHSvarsity2007
01-31-2006, 11:04 PM
haha...i get that one :D

SnyTigBaseB07
01-31-2006, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
haha...i get that one :D

BLESSED ARE WE TO HAVE SUCH OBVIOUS BRAINS ON THE DL! :nerd: :rolleyes:

DaHop72
01-31-2006, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
haha...i get that one :D
Not bad for a "true" blonde.:D :D

MHSvarsity2007
01-31-2006, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
BLESSED ARE WE TO HAVE SUCH OBVIOUS BRAINS ON THE DL! :nerd: :rolleyes:


Originally posted by DaHop72
Not bad for a "true" blonde.:D :D

i can't believe you guys ever doubted my intelligence. :nerd:

SnyTigBaseB07
01-31-2006, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
i can't believe you guys ever doubted my intelligence. :nerd:

you cant doubt what isnt there :D

SintonFan
01-31-2006, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
i can't believe you guys ever doubted my intelligence. :nerd:
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Did you get my joke?:D

MHSvarsity2007
01-31-2006, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
you cant doubt what isnt there :D

don't be a hater lol.


Originally posted by SintonFan
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Did you get my joke?:D

D.U.M. yes darling i got your joke lol

always gotta be hating on the merkel kid.

SintonFan
01-31-2006, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
don't be a hater lol.



D.U.M. yes darling i got your joke lol

always gotta be hating on the merkel kid.
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No, it was about jewish kids...:eek:

MHSvarsity2007
01-31-2006, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
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No, it was about jewish kids...:eek:

nooooo you lie. :p

SnyTigBaseB07
01-31-2006, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
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No, it was about jewish kids...:eek:


Do you know about me, or do i get to explain what i'm talking about now. :D

SintonFan
01-31-2006, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
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Close, but I bet the kid's name is more like Jeremiah or Joel.:D
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Are those not Jewish kid's names? :confused: :D

SintonFan
01-31-2006, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
you cant doubt what isnt there :D
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OUCH!!!:eek:

MHSvarsity2007
01-31-2006, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
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OUCH!!!:eek:

see how im treated on here?! it's insane. i should just stop posting and then who would you guys make fun of...besides chief...??

sinton66
01-31-2006, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
see how im treated on here?! it's insane. i should just stop posting and then who would you guys make fun of...besides chief...??

TRUST me, we'd find someone.:D BTW, SintonFan wasn't picking on you.

SnyTigBaseB07
01-31-2006, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
see how im treated on here?! it's insane. i should just stop posting and then who would you guys make fun of...besides chief...??


I cant remember who it was that we used to dog on....hm.....nah, i give you a harder time than I do Chief. :D

SintonFan
02-01-2006, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
see how im treated on here?! it's insane. i should just stop posting and then who would you guys make fun of...besides chief...??
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lol
I post about SNYguy and you get offended? lol
oh shucks now I've offended everyone... :D :inlove: :D

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
I cant remember who it was that we used to dog on....hm.....nah, i give you a harder time than I do Chief. :D

my excitment is overwhelming. :rolleyes:


Originally posted by sinton66
TRUST me, we'd find someone.:D BTW, SintonFan wasn't picking on you.

yea i know it's always aaron, chris or sintonfan lol

SnyTigBaseB07
02-01-2006, 12:03 AM
Dont worry..in your absence we'd totally just make someone else our guinea pig and tear them up!

nah we make fun of just cuz we love how you stick up for merkel...lol

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Dont worry..in your absence we'd totally just make someone else our guinea pig and tear them up!

nah we make fun of just cuz we love how you stick up for merkel...lol

i'm the only one who will stick up for merkel on here!!! everybody else just dogs the crap out of it lol :D

SintonFan
02-01-2006, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
my excitment is overwhelming. :rolleyes:



yea i know it's always aaron, chris or sintonfan lol
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As long as you use "YAYA colors" you're open-season to me!:thinking: :D
j/k yaya ;)

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by SintonFan
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As long as you use "YAYA colors" you're open-season to me!:thinking: :D
j/k yaya ;)

but see, she doesn't bold like me...so it's totally different...

but you know what, that just means that we are rad because we take time and use awesome colors. :D :D :D

SnyTigBaseB07
02-01-2006, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
but see, she doesn't bold like me...so it's totally different...

but you know what, that just means that we are rad because we take time and use awesome colors. :D :D :D

I'm rad too then, i'll use this from now on!

SintonFan
02-01-2006, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
but see, she doesn't bold like me...so it's totally different...

but you know what, that just means that we are rad because we take time and use awesome colors. :D :D :D
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she's just kidding yaya... http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/aaa.gif

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
I'm rad too then, i'll use this from now on!

yay. you can totally be in the cool kids club now. :clap:

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by SintonFan
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she's just kidding yaya... http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/aaa.gif

psh... :hand:

SnyTigBaseB07
02-01-2006, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
psh... :hand:

Well i'm rad...but you're just like...so......AMY.....
A
Monkey
Ya.....thats right

:D

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Well i'm rad...but you're just like...so......AMY.....
A
Monkey
Ya.....thats right

:D

hmph. all you guys been sippin' on the hatorade. :p

SnyTigBaseB07
02-01-2006, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
hmph. all you guys been sippin' on the hatorade. :p

Na i prefer the

"Merkel kids are fun to pick one-ade"

:rolleyes: :D

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Na i prefer the

"Merkel kids are fun to pick one-ade"

:rolleyes: :D

:nerd: :rolleyes:

pirate44
02-01-2006, 07:13 AM
LOL..that there is funny stuff!

neck_06
02-01-2006, 08:29 AM
LMAO!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Ranger Mom
02-01-2006, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
I'm rad too then, i'll use this from now on!

Wow Chris....that is SOOO awesome that out of all the colors to choose from...you choose "SWEETWATER RED"!!

DaHop72
02-01-2006, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Wow Chris....that is SOOO awesome that out of all the colors to choose from...you choose "SWEETWATER RED"!!
OUCH!!!!:D

MHSvarsity2007
02-01-2006, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Wow Chris....that is SOOO awesome that out of all the colors to choose from...you choose "SWEETWATER RED"!!

haha :clap: :clap:

District303aPastPlayer
02-01-2006, 12:10 PM
WORD!