The Cure

[Ranger Mom]

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Reid is 62 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

[District303aPastPlayer]

hilarious!

[MHSvarsity2007]

i dont get it, is that bad?? :confused: :confused:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
i dont get it, is that bad?? :confused: :confused:
Are you blond? :D

[MARLINDOGS]

:D :D :D :clap: :clap: :clap:

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Are you blond? :D

naturally, yes....right now, nope...i have dark hair right now :D

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
naturally, yes....right now, nope...i have dark hair right now :D


Well...that answers the question..dont it!? :D

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Well...that answers the question..dont it!? :D

you guys are mean...why wont yall tell me what it means?! :confused: :(

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
you guys are mean...why wont yall tell me what it means?! :confused: :(

If we have to explain it its like...."oh...ok"
it aint funny! So just think! REALLY HARD!:rolleyes: :D

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
If we have to explain it its like...."oh...ok"
it aint funny! So just think! REALLY HARD!:rolleyes: :D

:( :( :( gah yall probably think im retarded now...hmph.

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
:( :( :( gah yall probably think im retarded now...hmph.

Most of us did beforehand........
Gotta love them Merkel girls.....

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
:( :( :( gah yall probably think im retarded now...hmph.

your hair says "artificial intelligance"

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
your hair says "artificial intelligance"


Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Most of us did beforehand........
Gotta love them Merkel girls.....

always gotta be hatin' on me...you guys just wait...

idk what you're waiting for, but expect it.

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
always gotta be hatin' on me...you guys just wait...

idk what you're waiting for, but expect it.

i wont hold my breath :)

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
always gotta be hatin' on me...you guys just wait...

idk what you're waiting for, but expect it.

i'll give you credit for this though... even though you didn't get the joke, you did manage to double quote in one post... propers for that one

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
i'll give you credit for this though... even though you didn't get the joke, you did manage to double quote in one post... propers for that one

hm. i totally hate you now. :p

[District303aPastPlayer]

:inlove: :kiss: :inlove:

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
:inlove: :kiss: :inlove:

:tongue: :foul: :tongue:

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Hey Amy!!

I totally think you got

BURNED!!!!!!!!!
:D :D
TWICE!

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Hey Amy!!

I totally think you got

BURNED!!!!!!!!!
:D :D
TWICE!

yea i hate you both now.

i have yet to hear the explaination of the joke.

i dont think you guys know what it means either.

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
yea i hate you both now.

i have yet to hear the explaination of the joke.

i dont think you guys know what it means either.

Look...

The joke is that the doctor scared the crap outta the old lady when he told her she was pregnant, then the punchline is "does she still have the hiccups"
We all know the hiccup remedy about scaring someone then it goes away.

happy?

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Look...

The joke is that the doctor scared the crap outta the old lady when he told her she was pregnant, then the punchline is "does she still have the hiccups"
We all know the hiccup remedy about scaring someone then it goes away.

happy?

:D :D :D :D

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
:D :D :D :D

i take it you got it now......:clap: :clap: :clap:

Give her a round of applause!

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
i take it you got it now......:clap: :clap: :clap:

Give her a round of applause!

everybody's a comedian... :rolleyes:

[Maroon87]

I thought this thread was about that 80's band...;)

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by Maroon87
I thought this thread was about that 80's band...;)

see! im not the only one who thought something different! :p

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by Maroon87
I thought this thread was about that 80's band...;)
Thats what i was thinking of when i clicked but then i read the joke....

I like the cure btw...lol

[whtfbplaya]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Maroon87
I thought this thread was about that 80's band...;) :nerd: Me too!!! :D

[Black_Magic]

A sweetwater Mustang ( Bubba Joe maybe) went to the doctor for a complete Physical. The doctor said to the Mustang that he was going to need a Seimen, Stool and , Urine sample from him. The Mustang said very quickly " No problem, here , take my underwear".:clap: :clap:

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by Black_Magic
A sweetwater Mustang ( Bubba Joe maybe) went to the doctor for a complete Physical. The doctor said to the Mustang that he was going to need a Seimen, Stool and , Urine sample from him. The Mustang said very quickly " No problem, here , take my underwear".:clap: :clap:

HA!!!!!!!!

SICK!!!

YOU S'WATER GUYS ARE SICK

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by Black_Magic
A sweetwater Mustang ( Bubba Joe maybe) went to the doctor for a complete Physical. The doctor said to the Mustang that he was going to need a Seimen, Stool and , Urine sample from him. The Mustang said very quickly " No problem, here , take my underwear".:clap: :clap:

well thats revolting. lol