3 ways to know Michael Jackson works in your office

[HighSchool Fan]

3) You see someone using whiteout to touch up his face.

2) The fax machine is full with court supeonas

1) Your company cancelled bring your kid to work day

[Gobbla2001]

Hmmm, they don't allow schools to have field-trips out at the plant... always thought it was for safety purposes......

hmmmm

[neck_06]

LMAO

[Bearkat]

Do you remember when he was doing the Pepsi commercial and caught his hair on fire? I think last friday was the anniversary for that event. That was back in his almost normal days.

[zeus63]

Originally posted by Bearkat
Do you remember when he was doing the Pepsi commercial and caught his hair on fire? I think last friday was the anniversary for that event. That was back in his almost normal days.

You mean before he "didn't" have plastic surgery and before he "never" touched young boys.

[AP Panther Fan]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41263000/jpg/_41263408_jackson238.jpg


What was ironic in going back and reading the article, physicians stated he might need plastic surgery for 2nd degree burns.:rolleyes:

Guess he needed lots of it.;)

[Buccaneer]

Top Ten Signs The Guy In The Cubicle Next To You Is Michael Jackson


10. Fax machine always clogged with subpoenas

9. There's a llama tethered to the water cooler

8. Only cubicle that has a ferris wheel

7. Carpet is covered with sequins and monkey hair

6. Asks if office has a third option besides "Men's Room" and "Ladies' Room"

5. Borrows your Wite-Out to touch up his face

4. Recycling bin is filled with surgical masks

3. They canceled "Bring Your Child to Work Day"

2. He answers his phone with a high-pitched "hee hee"

1. Everyone around te office is asking who the new white chick is