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3afan
01-28-2006, 06:26 PM
Aand Rooney of '60 Minutes' for you young ones ...

>
>I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except
>numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are
>things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
>Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like
>the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment
>Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson
>will be knocking down your door.
>
>Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can
>kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you
>from driving to the ball game.
>
>I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there
>are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING
>MARTHA BURKE?
>
>I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is
>an opinion.
>
>I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different,
>weird, or tick me off.
>
>When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of
>the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of
>Probability.
>
>I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a
>newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact,
>if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
>
>My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries
>you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
>
>I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you
>threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
>"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.
>
>I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
>qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or
>tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or
>any other business.
>
>We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in
>wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over
>here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their
>interpretations.
>
>I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.
>
>I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That
>doesn't stop you from watching them.
>
>I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue
>to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system
>that's better, and put your name on the building.
>
>It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
>parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when
>necessary, and say "NO!"
>
>I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
>pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that
>new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you
>serve me French fries!
>
>I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not
>a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be
>"African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around
>saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great,
>great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and
>nowhere else
>
>And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
>
>I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO
>THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH
>LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
>
> It is said
>that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time
>understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on
>our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just
>tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!!

Chris Hart
01-28-2006, 06:33 PM
I like that guy, lol...:)

SnyTigBaseB07
01-28-2006, 06:49 PM
pretty funny stuff!!!!
:D

SWMustang
01-28-2006, 07:59 PM
It would be real funny, but he never said any of that stuff. I think I read it debunked on snopes.com.

3afan
01-28-2006, 10:04 PM
still good stuff .........