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HighSchool Fan
01-28-2006, 08:27 AM
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.

As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

"I'm sorry sir," she said politely, "but you have to show me your ticket, not your stub."

3afan
01-28-2006, 08:40 AM
or she could have said ... "oh how cute, its hiding!" :confused:

HighSchool Fan
01-28-2006, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by 3afan
or she could have said ... "oh how cute, its hiding!" :confused:

that was either quick thinking or you've heard that before, either way, i don't wanna know:D

sww-bull52
01-28-2006, 09:01 AM
I was in the pool!! I was in the pool!!

George Castanza

3afan
01-28-2006, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
that was either quick thinking or you've heard that before, either way, i don't wanna know:D

heard it ....