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20dawgz05
01-23-2006, 12:50 PM
SORRY IF THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED.... I HAVENT BEEN ON IN FOREVER


You might be from a small town if...
1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what 4-H is.
3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
4. You used to drag "main."
5. You got in trouble at school and your parents knew within an hour.
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of
different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
7. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
8. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State
9. You never missed a Homecoming parade.
10. You still go home for Homecoming.
11. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
12. You had a senior skip day.
13. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
14. You can't help but date a friend's ex.
15. Your car is always filthy from the dirt backroads.
16. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.
17. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or
"snotty" when it is just like your town.
18. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
19. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
20. The people in the big city dress funny then you
pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
21. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
22. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be
found at Main Street or the local restaurants.
23. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Walmart.
24. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests!!!
25. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
26. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
27. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.
28. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true and then forward it to everyone in your address book, which is actually half your town.

I KNOW IM GUILTY OF ALL OF THESE:doh: :p

raider4life
01-23-2006, 04:49 PM
I'm good for about half of them lol

olddawggreen
01-23-2006, 05:20 PM
Yep :D :D

MHSvarsity2007
01-23-2006, 08:38 PM
hmm...a majority of these sound extremley familiar...:doh:

District303aPastPlayer
01-23-2006, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
hmm...a majority of these sound extremley familiar...:doh:
... welcome to my life ...