Someone get Rof... Rofle... Rof... Hamburger whatever his name is...

[Gobbla2001]

A lawnchair... the guy could sit down, drink a beer, pass for a first down and turn the channel all in the same motion...

Cover someone, D!!!

[piratebg]

No kidding, right. I bet he's having loads of fun right now. He could pu on a blind fold and still hit a receiver.

[Gobbla2001]

The pass blocking is just as good... and look at that punt...

That's it, it's a remote-control football... Pitt is riggin' the game with a Tyco RC 5000 Football...

[piratebg]

They dodged a bullet there. Pitsburgh almost had the safety. Time to bring the lawn chair back on the field......

[piratebg]

Steelers special teams are also having a good day. That is the second punt that they have downed inside of the 5.

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
and look at that punt...

That's it, it's a remote-control football... Pitt is riggin' the game with a Tyco RC 5000 Football...

Nope, I was wrong, must be the 6000 model, the 5000 couldn't do that type of a trick with a punt two times in a row...

[piratebg]

Play overturned. Broncos ball at the 20......must infact be a 5000 model

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Nope, I was wrong, must be the 6000 model, the 5000 couldn't do that type of a trick with a punt two times in a row...

Wow, it was overturned... musta been the 5000 model after all... could be saving the 6000 for the 4th qt...

[Gobbla2001]

Reinzenhoffenburger has just graduated to Lazy-Boy status...

[piratebg]

Is that a Coors Light I see in his hand?

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by piratebg
Is that a Coors Light I see in his hand?

Nah, he isn't gunna support the Colorado folks t'day... he's destroying their team and drinking a Samuel Adams...

[piratebg]

Broncos finally got hold of him. Fg is good Steelers up 27-10

[Gobbla2001]

He got sacked and spilled the beer... Back to the lawnchair you go, Rottenburger...

[piratebg]

I guess they thought he was drinking a Coors Light.

[piratebg]

Another Int thrown by Plummer!!!

[Gobbla2001]

If Hamburger gets hit like that again, he may be knocked down to wheelchair status...

[piratebg]

Well, let's see if Plummer outdoes himself on this drive.....

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by piratebg
Well, let's see if Plummer outdoes himself on this drive.....

Won't be hard on a day like he's had today... Maybe he can graduate to half-ass sprint status...

[piratebg]

All that scrambling for 2yds and a penalty.....must suck to be him right now.

[piratebg]

SOMAMA BISCUIT!!! Momentum seems to have shifted. Pitsburgh still up 27-17

[Gobbla2001]

Jake the Snake... you have now reached half-ass sprint status... back up against the wall, lawnchair not available until after game...

[Gobbla2001]

Ben, sorry, you have now been pushed down to "Leaning up against the poll and playing with a Yo-Yo" status...

Better luck next series...

[piratebg]

This could be it......

[Gobbla2001]

Sorry, Snake, you're now down to Oxygen-mask status...

[piratebg]

I think it's time someone pull the plug and release him from his misery.

[Gobbla2001]

Drop the YO-YO and sit in whatever you want to, Burger-Boy...

[piratebg]

I guess it's safe to say he is the Burger King

[piratebg]

FINAL

PITSBURGH 34
DENVER 17

DA STEELAS IS GOIN TO DA SHIP, FO SHO