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Gobbla2001
01-22-2006, 12:04 PM
This is just halarious to me...

Newly discovered worm fences with penis


SYDNEY, Jan. 20 (UPI) -- Australian scientists are set to announce the discovery of a species of flatworm which is a member of group of predators known as oyster leeches.

Emma Johnston of the University of New South Wales said the creature -- named Imogine lateotentare -- is one of the simplest organisms known, but its behavior is quite complex, the Sydney Morning Herald reported Friday.

Johnston and colleagues Ka-Man Lee and Michel Beal have kept the organism -- found in Sydney's Botany Bay -- in captivity in the laboratory for up to a fortnight, watching as its attacked prey.

The creatures have both male and female parts and engaged in a sexual practice somewhat like penis fencing.

To reproduce they try to stab each other with their genitals and the first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm. The "loser" lays and broods the eggs.

The findings are published in the Journal of Natural History.


http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/index.php?feed=Science&article=UPI-1-20060120-17085600-bc-australia-creature.xml

piratebg
01-22-2006, 12:06 PM
And here I was thinking I was the only one who did.....ON GUARD!!!:D

Gobbla2001
01-22-2006, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001


"engaged in a sexual practice somewhat like penis fencing."
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"the first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm. "

That just cracks me the hell up...

"Sir Wormington, you are no match for my abilities and my penis, ON GUARD, fool"

piratebg
01-22-2006, 12:10 PM
For some reason the word "Thrust" comes to mind....

Gobbla2001
01-22-2006, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
For some reason the word "Thrust" comes to mind....

that's just sickening, but funny...

Gobbla2001
01-22-2006, 12:23 PM
Wait a minute, they're both fencing, the one who gets stabbed is the one getting pregnant... so like, those are two dudes... Brokeback Bay?

I wonder if there is like this one bad to the bone worm that no one ever defeated, and is the baddest of the baddest, strikes fear in the hearts of every flatworm...

Rabbit'93
01-22-2006, 02:17 PM
can you say sword-fight? Great Story:clap:

MHSvarsity2007
01-22-2006, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
"Sir Wormington, you are no match for my abilities and my penis, ON GUARD, fool"

HAHA :clap: :clap:

Gobbla2001
01-22-2006, 02:30 PM
I wonder what the flatworm version of 'Sword in the Stone' would be like... would the flatworm still be attatched to his 'sword' and in the stone as well? And why did he mistake the stone for another flatworm???

HMMM...

SnyTigBaseB07
01-22-2006, 02:34 PM
lol this is one of those things make you go "buuugh" ,

I challenge thee to duel!
"no man shall strike thee down"
I shall overcome thyne weakness with a sword of stone!


hmm...:thinking: not so funny now :doh:

Gobbla2001
01-22-2006, 02:43 PM
Or there could be a really wussy flatworm... kinda like this guy:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/chesau/pinnochio.jpg
"Lie to me, baby, lie"

SnyTigBaseB07
01-22-2006, 02:47 PM
Haha i remember that episode of family guy


He's like you sure you took a cookie, if you said no i'd never know

"ya i'm sure pops, i took a cookie, i wouldnt lie"


:nerd:

neck_06
01-23-2006, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Wait a minute, they're both fencing, the one who gets stabbed is the one getting pregnant... so like, those are two dudes... Brokeback Bay?

I wonder if there is like this one bad to the bone worm that no one ever defeated, and is the baddest of the baddest, strikes fear in the hearts of every flatworm...

actually they are he-she's LOL!!, it said that both have male and female parts

hata_hurta06
01-23-2006, 09:39 AM
HAHA

zeus63
01-23-2006, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Wait a minute, they're both fencing, the one who gets stabbed is the one getting pregnant... so like, those are two dudes... Brokeback Bay?

I wonder if there is like this one bad to the bone worm that no one ever defeated, and is the baddest of the baddest, strikes fear in the hearts of every flatworm...


Just like the South Park movie: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut!!

Long live the Worminator!!!

Gobbla2001
01-23-2006, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by neck_06
actually they are he-she's LOL!!, it said that both have male and female parts

I know that, just let me have my joke :D