Favorite Movie Clips and Lines

[Bullaholic]

Wish I was as good at this as my son---he can remember and repeat "verbatim" the famous lines from many, many movie scenes.

One of my favs: "Terminator"---When Arnold first lands on earth,naked and walks into a tough "biker" bar and and says to one of the "baddest" bikers --"I want your clothes" and the big biker puts his cigar out on Arnold's naked chest and Arnold doesn't even "flinch". Next thing you know, you hear the biker screaming as Arnold-"throws" him thru the wall of the bar.

Of course there are many more famous "Arnold" lines, like:

"I'll be back." and "Hasta la Vista, Baby".

[vet93]

"I'm your Huckleberry"
"Why Johnny Ringo...It looks like someone just walked over your grave"
"Guess what I am?".......Splat....."A ZIT!"
"Can we dance with yo dates?"
"We're burning daylight!"
"What we do in life....Echos for eternity!"
"That's not a knife.....This is a knife!"
"Go ahead Punk.....Make my day"
"Inconceivable!"
"I must break you"
"Yo these are my two turtles...this is Cuff and this is Link"
"Here's Johnny"
"You can't handle the truth"
"These cans are defective!"
"That's got to be the worst pirate I have ever seen"
"Dell Griffith...Shower Ring Salesman"
"You have got to BE the ball."



These are a few of my favorites (may not be exact quotes)....Can you name the movies?

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by vet93
"I'm your Huckleberry"
"Why Johnny Ringo...It looks like someone just walked over your grave"
"Guess what I am?".......Splat....."A ZIT!"
"Can we dance with yo dates?"
"We're burning daylight!"
"What we do in life....Echos for eternity!"
"That's not a knife.....This is a knife!"
"Go ahead Punk.....Make my day"
"Inconceivable!"
"I must break you"
"Yo these are my two turtles...this is Cuff and this is Link"
"Here's Johnny"
"You can't handle the truth"
"These cans are defective!"
"That's got to be the worst pirate I have ever seen"
"Dell Griffith...Shower Ring Salesman"
"You have got to BE the ball."



These are a few of my favorites (may not be exact quotes)....Can you name the movies?

1. "Tombstone"
2. " "
3. "Animal House"
4. "Weird Science"
5.
6.
7. "Crocodile Dundee"
8. "Dirty Harry"
9.
10. "Rocky III"
11.
12. "Trading Places"
13. "A Few Good Men"
14. "The Jerk"
15.
16. "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"
17. "Caddyshack"

[pero chato]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
1. "Tombstone"
2. " "
3. "Animal House"
4. "Weird Science"
5.
6.
7. "Crocodile Dundee"
8. "Dirty Harry"
9.
10. "Rocky III"
11.
12. "Trading Places"
13. "A Few Good Men"
14. "The Jerk"
15.
16. "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"
17. "Caddyshack"

I think #4 is also Animal House. Number 5 is The Cowboys with John Wayne. #12 is The Shining.

[piratebg]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
1. "Tombstone"
2. " "
3. "Animal House"
4. "Weird Science"
5.
6.
7. "Crocodile Dundee"
8. "Dirty Harry"
9.
10. "Rocky III"
11.
12. "Trading Places"
13. "A Few Good Men"
14. "The Jerk"
15.
16. "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"
17. "Caddyshack"



4. Animal House
9. Princess Bride
10. Rocky IV
12. The Shining
15. Pirate of the Carribean

[Bullaholic]

Think you guys are right about #4 being from "Animal House".

How bout:

"He wasn't right in the head."

[shankbear]

"I fart in your general direction."

[piratebg]

"I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley."

"Was is over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!"

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

"It's Mega-Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

"Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?"

[vet93]

"I'm your Huckleberry"-------TOMBSTONE
"Why Johnny Ringo...It looks like someone just walked over your grave"-------TOMBSTONE
"Guess what I am?".......Splat....."A ZIT!"-------ANIMAL HOUSE
"Can we dance with yo dates?"--------ANIMAL HOUSE
"We're burning daylight!"------THE COWBOYS (JOHN WAYNE)
"What we do in life....Echos for eternity!"-----GLADIATOR
"That's not a knife.....This is a knife!"----CROCADILE DUNDEE
"Go ahead Punk.....Make my day"-----DIRTY HARRY
"Inconceivable!"------THE PRINCESS BRIDE
"I must break you"------ROCKY IV
"Yo these are my two turtles...this is Cuff and this is Link"-----ROCKY
"Here's Johnny"-----THE SHINING
"You can't handle the truth"-----A FEW GOOD MEN
"These cans are defective!"-----THE JERK
"That's got to be the worst pirate I have ever seen"-----PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN
"Dell Griffith...Shower Ring Salesman"----PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
"You have got to BE the ball."-----CADDY SHACK

[vet93]

Is the first one.....AIRPLANE?



Originally posted by piratebg
"I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley."

"Was is over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!"

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

"It's Mega-Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

"Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?"

[piratebg]

Originally posted by vet93
Is the first one.....AIRPLANE?


:clap: :clap: :clap: :thumbsup:

[Butkus]

Originally posted by piratebg
"I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley."

"Was is over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!"

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

"It's Mega-Maid. She's gone from suck to blow."

"Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?"
2. animal house

[piratebg]

Originally posted by Butkus
2. animal house


:clap: :clap: :clap: :thumbsup:

[NHSRattler60]

"Your Mother is a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

"Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I once was. "

"Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card."

"David: Hey, Paula.
Paula: Yeah?
David: I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain!
Paula: David, what do you suggest we play?
David: I don't care. Anything! I would rather - I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to Yah Mo Burn This Place To The Ground."

"Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
Cal: No.
[pause]
Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life? "

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by NHSRattler60

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

"Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I once was. "

"Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card."


Those are all Dodgeball, lol i watched that yesterday in Sports Med.

[ILS1]

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

Blues Brothers

[CHS_CG]

"Right turn Clyde"

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by NHSRattler60
"David: Hey, Paula.
Paula: Yeah?
David: I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain!
Paula: David, what do you suggest we play?
David: I don't care. Anything! I would rather - I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to Yah Mo Burn This Place To The Ground."

"Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
Cal: No.
[pause]
Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life? "

40 year old virgin...just finished watching it ;)

[piratebg]

Originally posted by ILS1
Blues Brothers


:clap: :clap: :clap: :thumbsup:

[vet93]

"Every which way but loose"??



Originally posted by CHS_CG
"Right turn Clyde"

[HillBoy]

" I want the world Chico and everything in it," from Scarface. And "One day your going to see me run out that tunnel," from Rudy. I watched Rudy last night man I forgot how good that movie was.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Think you guys are right about #4 being from "Animal House".

How bout:

"He wasn't right in the head."


The crazy Irishman from "Braveheart".

[Bullaholic]

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots...this here will make you a sexual Tyranosaurus."

[piratebg]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots...this here will make you a sexual Tyranosaurus."


Jesse "I ain't got time to bleed" Ventura
Predator

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by piratebg
Jesse "I ain't got time to bleed" Ventura
Predator

Very good--

"You gotta ask us to "stick around".

[pirate4state]

"I don't remember asking you a G**D*** thing!"

"What ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What? Say what one more GD time."

TonY: "Frank, I'm not gonna shoot you"
Frank: "Thank you, Tony"
Tony: "Manny, shoot this piece of sh*t"

Sonny: "What the hell is this?"
Clemenza: "It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"Fredo - you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" :cool:

and those are just a few...:nerd:

[piratebg]

You forgot

"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart."

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by piratebg
You forgot

"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart." I didn't forget, I was just doing Part I. ;)

Besides there are so many great lines for Part I & Part II!! :doh:

We could be here all day and I have stuff to do. :D

[piratebg]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I didn't forget, I was just doing Part I. ;)

Besides there are so many great lines for Part I & Part II!! :doh:

We could be here all day and I have stuff to do. :D


Gotcha :thumbsup: Didn't notice the first time.

[District303aPastPlayer]

"he had to stay there forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr"

[piratebg]

"Who is the greater fool, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

[pirate4state]

"Leave the gun"...."Take the cannolis"

"Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking."

From Goodfellas:

"Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning"

Henry: "You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy: "What do you mean I'm funny?"
Henry: "It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy."
[laughs]
Tommy: "what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?"
Henry: "It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything."
Tommy : [it becomes quiet] "Funny how? What's funny about it?"
Anthony: "Tommy no, You got it all wrong."
Tommy: "Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?"
Henry: "Jus..."
Tommy: "What?"
Henry: "Just... ya know... you're funny."
Tommy: "You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Henry : "Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?"
Tommy: "No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f* am I funny, what the f* is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!"
Henry: [long pause] "Get the f* out of here, Tommy!"
Tommy: [everyone laughs] Ya m*f*! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering pr* ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning."

BEST ALL TIME SCENE!!!! :clap:

[piratebg]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
"he had to stay there forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr"


Ohhhh....that is from The Sandlot.

[sww-bull52]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
"he had to stay there forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr
forrrrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrr"

Sandlot

[piratebg]

The Godfather Saga RULES!!!! Definitely Al Pacinos best work.

[griff]

For me, the movie(s) with the highest number of memorable and funny quotes I've ever heard is "Smokey and the Bandit" (parts 1, 2, & 3). Jackie Gleason was at his funniest in these movies. Here are a few:

1) Sheriff Justice: "There's no way you could come from my loins. As soon as we get home, I'm gonna punch yo mama in the mouth."

2) "If they would've creamated the SOB, I'd be kicking the bandit's a_ _ around the moon by now."

3) "Don't get too close. You might get a herpes on you."

4) Junior: "Daddy I'm scared."

Sheriff Justice: "I know. I can smell it!"

5) Sheriff Justice: "I'm in pursuit of a black Trans AM. If you see him, he's all mine, so stay out of the way."

Sheriff Bradford: "This is Sheriff Bradford. Our men can take care of this."

Sheriff Justice: "That's very comforting, but I'm in high speed pursuit! Don't you hear good?"

Sheriff Bradford: "Did you say you were from Texas?"

Sheriff Justice: "That's a big 10-4! This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas."

Sheriff Bradford: "The fact that you are a sheriff is not germain to the situation."

Sheriff Justice: "The (bleep bleep) GERMANS got nothing to do with this!"

Junior: "Daddy, he said..."

Sheriff Justice: "Shut up! One sh_ _ at a time!"

6) Paul Williams: "I'd like to kick your a_ _!"

Sheriff Justice: "You can't kick that high, cricket crotch."

7) Sheriff Justice: "I saw that! I'm gonna barbeque your a_ _ in molases!"

8) The car runs out of gas, then...

Sheriff Justice: "You get out and push. I'll steer the car."

Junior: "Thanks, daddy, I knew you'd help me."

Sheriff Justice (looking at the camera): "He's dumb, but a loveable sh_ _."

9) Sheriff Justice: "You barrel of monkey nuts."

10) Sheriff Justice: "Take those cuffs off him, you moose twit."

11) Sheriff Justice: "Hold it! Just what do you think you're doing?"

Female cop: "I'm writing a ticket because your car is parked illegally and it's a piece of crap!"

Sheriff Justice: "You women's lib some bit_ _!"

12) Sheriff Justice opens the door of a hotel room in search of the bandit and discovers some prostitution activity. Junior asks him, "What is it, daddy?"

Sheriff Justice: "Looks like one of those union meetings."

13) Sheriff Justice tells Junior to holler out the window at the street painters to move out of the way so they could pass them. Junior sticks his head out the window to tell them, then gets painted across the face by the street workers. Sheriff Justice looks at him and says, "Just put on a little lipstick and I'll drop you off at the gay bar."

[pirate4state]

Buzz Lightyear: "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell"

[DaHop72]

"Cinderalla kid at the Masters" Carl Spackler

[AP Panther Fan]

The Great Outdoors (1988)
Roman: Chet is gonna **** a solid gold brick when he sees us.

[Chet getting pulled behind the boat on water-skies]
Chet: you b***ard, you b***ard!
Roman: I think he's saying go faster.

Roman: Pontoon boat? Whaddya going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?

[Black_Magic]

Originally posted by vet93
"I'm your Huckleberry"
"Why Johnny Ringo...It looks like someone just walked over your grave"
"Guess what I am?".......Splat....."A ZIT!"
"Can we dance with yo dates?"
"We're burning daylight!"
"What we do in life....Echos for eternity!"
"That's not a knife.....This is a knife!"
"Go ahead Punk.....Make my day"
"Inconceivable!"
"I must break you"
"Yo these are my two turtles...this is Cuff and this is Link"
"Here's Johnny"
"You can't handle the truth"
"These cans are defective!"
"That's got to be the worst pirate I have ever seen"
"Dell Griffith...Shower Ring Salesman"
"You have got to BE the ball."



These are a few of my favorites (may not be exact quotes)....Can you name the movies?
tombstone
animal house
Gladiator
crocodile dundee
Dirty hary
Rocky IV
Rocky
The shinning
A few good men
The jerk

[Black_Magic]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and to kick a$$!.... And im all out of bubble gum.."

[RMAC]

Pirate4S can appreciate this one:

"Man, I love high school. I get older and the girls stay the same age."

[Necked]

Originally posted by Black_Magic
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and to kick a$$!.... And im all out of bubble gum.."

Found in "They Live" -- Rowdy Roddy Piper



Laugh While You Can Monkey Boy....
No Matter Where You Go... There You Are....

[pirate44]

"Now you listen to me. I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground floors. And I don't want to get married *ever* to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do. "

[pirate44]

"There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, seven hundred and fifty miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the sound barrier"

[pirate44]

"Strap, God wants you on the floor. "

[griff]

"Hoosiers".

[Necked]

Originally posted by pirate44
"Now you listen to me. I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground floors. And I don't want to get married *ever* to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do. "

It's a Wonderful Life.....Bailey

[pirate44]

anyone up for the challenge of naming the title of the second one?

[Phil C]

One famous one is a Strother Martin line from Cool Hand Luke - What we got here is failure to communicate.

Also one famous last line always used in many western movies such as in The Gunfighter with Gregory Peck is when one gunman says to the other "Hey you! I hear you're mighty fast with a gun! Well now I think I'm faster."

[UPanIN]

"Badges! We don't need no stinking Badges!

Blazing Saddles.

[Bullaholic]

"I can eat 50 eggs".

[Butkus]

Originally posted by pirate44
"There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, seven hundred and fifty miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the sound barrier"
the right stuff

[pirate44]

Originally posted by Butkus
the right stuff
that one always gives me chills. they couldnt have picked a better voice for narration

[piratebg]

Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as f***, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your f****** imagination!


For you Sny

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by piratebg
Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as f***, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your f****** imagination!


For you Sny


Haha, thanks! I believe thats Chasing Amy, am i right? Regardless...i'm a fan of all Kevin Smith flicks!

[piratebg]

That is correct, my good man. Maybe a good idea to rent it and invite your ex and her gf.

[Old Tiger]

Do you understand a word that's coming out of my mouth? Chris Tucker/Jackie Chan Rush Hour movies

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by piratebg
That is correct, my good man. Maybe a good idea to rent it and invite your ex and her gf.

Haha

1) I own it

AND

2) Ya..and we could call it "Awkward night at chris' house Pt. 1"

:D

[piratebg]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Haha

1) I own it

AND

2) Ya..and we could call it "Awkward night at chris' house Pt. 1"

:D


We'll call that the "working title" and properly name it at night's end.

[Old Tiger]

"What's mine say?"
"Duuude"
What's mine say?"
"Sweeet"
"What's mine say?"
"Duuude"
"What's mine say?"
"Sweeet"
"What's mine say?"
"Duuude"


You know the rest

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by SnyTigBaseB07
Haha, thanks! I believe thats Chasing Amy, am i right? Regardless...i'm a fan of all Kevin Smith flicks! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Love, love Kevin Smith!!! :clap:

Clerks was absolute genius! Mall Rats has some great lines even though he went commercial. "Brenda?" LMAO!

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.

Jay: I can't wait to die.



Haha another great movie...one of my fav. lines (that doesnt include cussing)

Just soo.......well...I cant wait to die..lol:rolleyes:

[pirate4state]

Brodie: "Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place."

Gil Hicks: "What... like the back of a Volkswagen?"

:D :D :D

[piratebg]

"Dude, I think I just filled the cup."

:D

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Lol we may have just turned this thread into a "kevin smith flicks" qoute thread...:nerd:

[pirate4state]

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Caitlin Bree: Can I use the bathroom?

Randal Graves: Sure, but there's no light back there.

Caitlin Bree: Why arn't there any lights?

Randal Graves: Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night. Nobody can figure it out. And the boss doesn't want to pay the electrician to fix it, because the electrician owes money to the video store.

Caitlin Bree: Such a sordid state of affairs.

Randal Graves: And I'm caught right in the middle - torn between my loyalty to the boss and my desire to pee with the lights on.

Caitlin Bree: Well, I'll try to manage.

Randal Graves: Oh, hey Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal.

[piratebg]

Dante Hicks: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Willam Black: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?

[pirate4state]

:)

Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.

T.S. Quint: Of course it is.

Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.

T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.

Brodie: BS. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...

[pirate4state]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" :mad:

[piratebg]

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw f***, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?

Holden: The Internet buzz.

Jay: What the f*** is the Internet?

Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to b**** about movies and share pornography with one another.





And to post on the DL!!!! :D

[pirate4state]

Last one:

Dante Hicks: You're a danger to both the dead and the living.
Randal Graves: I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
Dante Hicks: Please, get the hell out of here.
Randal Graves: Oh, come on. You know I'm your hero.

[NSUTrumpet08]

One of my favorite lines...

"1.21 jigawatts!?!? 1.21 jigawatts! Great scott!"

"What the hell is a jigawatt?"

[UPanIN]

"There were 12 kids in your family"
"No 8"
"Your right 12 sounds better"

Remember the Titans

[zeus63]

"Evil Will Always Win, because good is dumb." Dark Helmet (Rick Moraniss) - Spaceballs

[piratebg]

Merovingian: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

[DaHop72]

Sundance: I can't swim
Butch: Aw h***, the fall will kill you.

[piratebg]

Frieda: What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?
Braydon: Well a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces' you see a long time a go a mans' name was his profession.
Frieda: Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread
Braydon: Exactly
Ned: So what did John Hancock do?

[piratebg]

Luke, remember, when you fall on your face you're still moving forward.

[piratebg]

We're here for the Crites.

I gotta go where the cosmic winds blow me. I gotta go... where no man has gone before.

Annie, I'm going to eat my dinner, and then I'm going to watch some moronic situation comedy, and then I'm going to sleep the sleep of the dead.

Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.

[piratebg]

You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".

[NSUTrumpet08]

Originally posted by piratebg
You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".

haha...not another teen movie...crazy movie...

[pirate44]

and the king of movie quotes...Young Guns

"Did you guys see the size of that chicken? "


Charley Bowdre: "Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us? "
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: "Because we're in the spirit world, ***hole. They can't see us. "



"Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it. "


"If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip. "


"He ain't all there, is he? "




amoung many others!!