HighSchool Fan
01-20-2006, 03:47 PM
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes ma'am.
Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit."
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>Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
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>"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?"
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>"Yes, sir. What size?"
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>"Size 53 tall, ma'am."
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>"Wow, that's really big."
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>"Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas ."
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>"What's next?" she asked.
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>He replied, "How about some shoes?"
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>"What size?"
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>"Size 15 double E."
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>"Wow, that's really big!
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>"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas ."
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>"What's next?"
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>"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
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>"Yes, sir. What size?"
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>"Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied.
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>"Wow, that's really big!"
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>"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas ."
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>"Will there be anything else?" she asked.
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>"Yes, ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat."
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>"Yes, sir. What size? And style?"
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>"Eight and five-eighths. Stetson."
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>"Wow, that's really big!"
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>"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas ."
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>She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "No ma'am, I reckon that will be all."
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>As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
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>"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches."
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>Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
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>Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied.........................!
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>"From the floor ma'am.................From the floor."
Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit."
>
>Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
>
>"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?"
>
>"Yes, sir. What size?"
>
>"Size 53 tall, ma'am."
>
>"Wow, that's really big."
>
>"Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas ."
>
>"What's next?" she asked.
>
>He replied, "How about some shoes?"
>
>"What size?"
>
>"Size 15 double E."
>
>"Wow, that's really big!
>
>"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas ."
>
>"What's next?"
>
>"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
>
>"Yes, sir. What size?"
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>"Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied.
>
>"Wow, that's really big!"
>
>"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas ."
>
>"Will there be anything else?" she asked.
>
>"Yes, ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat."
>
>"Yes, sir. What size? And style?"
>
>"Eight and five-eighths. Stetson."
>
>"Wow, that's really big!"
>
>"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas ."
>
>She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "No ma'am, I reckon that will be all."
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>As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
>
>"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches."
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>Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
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>Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied.........................!
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>"From the floor ma'am.................From the floor."