The Key

[44INAROW]

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."

The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.

Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted.

A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend.

He yelss - "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"

[sww-bull52]

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

[STANG RED]

DANG! I hate when that happens.

[MHSvarsity2007]

HAHAHA :clap: :clap:

[Gobbla2001]

That is jacked up...

[Bullaholic]

I heard another version, 44INARow:

Arthur had a a small guillotine strategically placed in Guineviere's chastity belt before he left on the Crusades. Upon his return, he lined all of the Knights of the Round Table up and told them to drop their pants. All were horribly mangled except for Lancelot. King Arthur exclaimed---"Ah Lancelot....my most faithful and chivalrous knight I knew you to be worthy of my trust. For your loyalty to your king, I grant you my lands in Yorkshire. What say ye Sir Lancelot?" Lancelot replied--"Ga ga ga....ga ga ga...ga ga".

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I heard another version, 44INARow:

Arthur had a a samll guillotine strategically placed in Guineviere's chastity belt before he left on the Crusades. Upon his return, he lined all of the Knights of the Round Table up and told them to drop their pants. All were horribly mangled except for Lancelot. King Arthur exclaimed---"Ah Lancelot....my most faithful and chivalrous knight I knew you to be worthy of my trust. For your loyalty to your king, I grant you my lands in Yorkshire. What say ye Sir Lancelot?" Lancelot replied--"Ga ga ga....ga ga ga...ga ga".

Haha... atleast he made it out with his stuff...